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It’s normal to hate your roommate every once in a while. Living with someone in such close quarters can be difficult, especially when they’re a complete slob who doesn’t understand what cleaning a dish means. But every once in a while, you get over the fact that they always eat your Wheat Thins without replacing them and insist on watching some dumb show while The Bachelorette is on, and you remember why you liked them in the first place. These moments are typically brought on by copious amounts of wine, but whatever! Feelings are feelings.
Those moments are rare, but at least they happen on occasion. For the people below, they never happen. In fact, their roommate situations were a hell hole we never want to experience in our lives.
When writer Dawn Foster asked the Twitterverse to tell her their worst roommate stories, she got more than she bargained for. Let’s just say there was a ton of semen and sh*t. Literally.
Yuck.
Here were some of the most horrifying answers she received:
The one who arranged to become intermediary for the landlord, adding 20% to the rent on the other two rooms for herself.
— scumbly blythe (@piombo) May 30, 2016
housemate in uni would wait till someone left a bubble bath filling then go into the bathroom and do a massive, smelly poo.
— Jen Allison (@MsJenAllison) May 30, 2016
https://twitter.com/stavvers/status/737230589053571072
flatmate couple kept on leaving nude Polaroids of themselves around flat #Awkward
— Clarke (@Clarkeyboy_) May 30, 2016
my ex-flatmate enjoyed 'debating' aka telling me depression didn't exist and I was fat bcos I didn't care about myself
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) May 30, 2016
after reading the replies I feel very lucky saying I only found a… *sighs* glass of… semen in the kitchen sink.
— Ellen Murray #GoodBboy (@ellenfromnowon) May 30, 2016
Had a row with his gf, chased her out and the next day EXORCISED THE FLAT WITH HOLY WATER. They didn't even break up.
— John (@JM_Underwood) May 30, 2016
And you thought dirty dishes were a pain in the ass…
