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Passing notes and not getting caught in middle school is nothing short of an art. Fortunately for us all, one such mid-class time-passer was not well accounted for and is now making its rounds on the world wide web.
The note is a relationship contract between two eight graders, according to the OG tweet. The terms and conditions include amazing points such as “You have to buy me food,” “You have to give me a lot of hugs,” and “You can fist bump these hoes that’s it.”
It’s all typed up and official (just ignore those creases).
Found on the floor after class in a middle school: a relationship contract between 8th graders. (He signed it) pic.twitter.com/SPmDjNdjVi
— max linsky (@maxlinsky) June 10, 2016
Let’s be honest here – we all wish we thought of this first. In fact, I may present this contract to my boyfriend verbatim. He’s already required to talk to me all the time and keep his eyes away from hoes, so we might as well make things official.
Maybe this next generation is on to something.
