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May 22, 2009

Celebretard Showdown: Miley Cyrus vs. Lindsay Lohan

This week’s showdown is between two ladies who are tainting our youth, one racy photo at a time: Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus. Who is wreaking more havoc? Let’s break it down:

May 15, 2009

Celebretard Showdown: Perez Hilton vs. Ryan Seacrest

This week’s showdown is between two celebs that continue to invade our lives, no matter how hard we try to avoid them: Perez Hilton and Ryan Seacrest. Which one would we like to ship off to a small island in the South Pacific first? Do we really have to choose?!

May 8, 2009

Celebretard Showdown: Rachael Ray vs. Tyra Banks

This week’s showdown is between two celebs that continue to invade our lives, no matter how hard we try to avoid them: Rachael Ray and Tyra Banks. Who is makes us want to kill ourselves more? We wish we didn't have to choose. Let's break it down:

May 4, 2009

CollegeCandy’s Favorite Bromances

Spring has sprung and bromance is in the air. Correct me if I'm wrong, but is there anything hotter than two men who are such good friends they are often confused as lovers? I think not. Maybe it's because they exhibit the exact characteristics I look for in my own relationships with men.

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May 1, 2009

Celebretard Showdown: Winehouse Vs. Spears

This week’s showdown is between two of our favorite celebs to watch (as they completely meltdown into a pile of crazy mush): Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears. Who is more of a train wreck? God, that's a tough call, so let’s break it down.

Celebrities as Role Models: Yes or No?

On Fridays I get out of work about the same time that school lets out for younger students. My subway ride home is filled with kids of all different ages, shapes, sizes and races who remarkably all look exactly the same. Every single Friday, I can find at least one girl rocking a Miley backpack, some leggings and lots and lots of lip gloss.

Apr 28, 2009

Do It Yourself Tuesdays: The Photo Cube

The semester is coming to a close and I can't help but feeling a bit nostalgic. I've been going through my photos, reminiscing and getting a little misty that I have to leave these people in just a few more weeks. As I sat in my dorm room, weeping in front of my laptop, I started wondering why I don't take advantage of all the pictures I've accumulated over the years.

Apr 28, 2009

Why Are High Schoolers So Dumb?

When I was in high school we passed our time driving around and prank calling boys. High School kids today are pretty much the same, except replace "driving around" with "choking themselves to get high" and change "prank calling boys" to "sending naked pictures to boys."

Apr 24, 2009

Apr 24, 2009

The Celebretard Showdown: Paris vs. Heidi Montag

Whenever we need to make a difficult decision, we make a list. You know, like when we were choosing a school, or when we were choosing a date to the first sorority date party. So when are constantly faced with the awful decision of which D-List celebrity is more annoying, we make a list. Yes, this is a decision we feel the need to make on a weekly basis.

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Apr 21, 2009

Pour One For Your Homie, Mother Earth

I love any reason to celebrate, especially when it's a good reason like Earth Day. I don't know if it's the first day of spring or the conscious effort of everyone around me trying to be a better earthling, but Earth Day just makes me happy.

Apr 21, 2009

Free Ice Cream? 50 cent coffee? This is the Best Day Ever!

How's that free ice cream treating you? What, you didn't know it was Free Cone Day at Ben & Jerry's? Oh, I'm sure you knew about Iced Coffee Day at Dunkin Donuts then? No? Well, you need to get on that because today just might be the best day ever!

Apr 17, 2009

I Bet You Thought Your Mom Was Bad…

We love our mothers unconditionally. No matter how angry we get at them or how embarrassed our mothers make us, we continue to be on their side. They can yell at us, criticize us or even spend over $15,000 on plastic surgery in attempt to look like our identical twin and we will still love 'em anyway.

Apr 15, 2009

Take That Tax Refund and Splurge!

Ok, so April 15th (Tax Day) isn't everyone's favorite day, but it is for those of us with a refund coming. Hollaaaa. Personally, I have some big money coming my way. At first I was just planning on making it rain, but then I realized that spring is coming and there are lots of magnificent things out there that I can spend this new dinero on.

Apr 14, 2009

Your Mom Just Facebooked Me

Beware, your mother is on now Facebook. You don't believe me? Well, CNN has the proof. They are reporting that women over 55 are the fastest growing group on Facebook. That's right, your mother is sending you a friend request at this very moment.

Apr 12, 2009

The 5 Best Drinking Holidays

How's your Easter turning out? Did you celebrate with some mimosas this morning? Or perhaps you're planning on a little red wine with dinner? I know there aren't too many drinking opportunities on Easter, but that shouldn't stop you. After all that's what holidays are made for... er, well, kind of.

Apr 10, 2009

Should We Be Jailed for Dumb Decisions?

A 14-year-old New Jersey girl was arrested after posting nude pictures of herself on her Myspace profile in an attempt to tease her boyfriend. The charge? Distributing child pornography. Three Pennsylvania teens face similar charges after sending some seriously dirty texts. Yikes!

Apr 10, 2009

I Heart Easter

I think Easter has become an underestimated holiday. It's unfortunate that it's never at the top of the favorite list with similar holidays. I think we fail to see the gloriousness of a low key, no stress holiday because Easter isn't flashy like the Fourth of July. No one is staying up to wait for the Easter bunny or doing last minute Easter present shopping or tuning into the Easter parade.

Apr 3, 2009

Demi Moore Saves Suicidal Woman’s Life Via Twitter

Today, Demi Moore helped to save a suicidal woman via Twitter. A distressed woman, known on Twitter as Sandieguy, chose to update her followers with her suicide plans. After a long series of updates such as, "hurting", "does anyone care?", and "thinking about killing myself"

Apr 3, 2009

The New Meaning of Bondage

Any shared activity among a couple is likely to bring that couple closer together. Hobbies such as painting, gardening, cooking a meal together, or taking a weekly jog together could all benefit romantic relationships. This rule idea applies to couples both in and out of the bedroom where, ironically enough, Sadomasochistic (S&M) type of activities are shown to promote bonding.

Apr 2, 2009

Everything You Need to Know About STD Tests

Do you have that burning, itching, inflamed, oozey feeling south of the border? Maybe you don't see or feel anything obvious but you just have that nagging suspicion that last week's man-whore frat-guy gave you more than his number.

Mar 31, 2009

Forget Wii Baseball – Wii “Lose Your V-Card” is Where It’s At

Video games and virgins are a timeless pairing as classic as Thelma and Louise, Brad and Angelina, and Simon and Garfunkel. The two fit so flawlessly together that it's hard to look past the age-old stereotype.

Mar 30, 2009

The Best Summer Internships Out There

Internships are a vital part to landing a job after college and with this increasingly competitive job market and a failing economy, we can use all the advantages we can get.

Mar 30, 2009

Ideas for a Perfect April Fools

April Fool's Day is just days away, which means there is little time to plan some much needed pranks. We've all got important things like midterms, meetings, internships, and beer pong tournaments to catch up on, but that's no excuse.

Mar 27, 2009

What Kind of Tech-Whore Are You?

The New York Times is reporting on a new study of American media consumption that says the average person spends 8.5 hours every day in front of some sort of media screen (television, computer, cellphone, etc.).

Mar 24, 2009

The Big O(h No)!

Orgasms have been linked to a number of positive health and beauty tricks. They give you that oh-so-satisfying glow, they can lower stress and even reduce headaches and let's not forget they are very, very fun.

Mar 13, 2009

Teens Blame Rihanna For Assault

It’s hard not to pay attention to all the Rihanna news that has been circulating lately. I’ve read it in...

Mar 13, 2009

Feeling Down? New Boobs Will Perk You Up!

Ever have one of those weeks, where it just feels like nothing is going right? No money, no job, no...

Mar 11, 2009

St. Patrick’s Day Drinks (That Aren’t Green Beer)

I love St. Patrick’s Day. I love parades and shamrock stickers and Irish soda bread. I love getting very drunk...

Mar 10, 2009

Candy Dish: How Is There Still Chris Brown News?

Did a text message from Chris Brown’s manager set off the infamous fight? Oops, someone over at American Idol made...

Mar 10, 2009

Masturbation Is Good for Something (Else)!

There once was a time when pornography was deemed dirty, sinful smut that would lead to hairy palms, blindness and...

Mar 6, 2009

The End of Winter To-Do List

The countdown to spring has began. Soon enough we will be breaking out the sun-dresses and flip flops, pouring lemonade...

Mar 6, 2009

Pessimism Will Kill You.

This morning I ripped my tights, missed my train, got sneezed on, and forgot my wallet, which inevitably forced me...

Mar 4, 2009

It’s National Grammar Day!

Happy National Grammar Day, everyone! Hope you stopped by the card store on the way back from class because today...

Feb 27, 2009

Candy Dish: Poor Ed McMahon!

Our Star Search hero has been hospitalized for Pneumonia. Is your beau more obsessed with fashion than you? Remind me...

Feb 27, 2009

Facebook Makes Amends: Gives Us The Upper Hand

Did you ever have a boyfriend who really messed up? I’m talking about broken trust, ugly fighting, rumor spreading awfulness...

Feb 27, 2009

Warning: Do Not Mix With Alcohol

Sometimes people get to the point where just drinking a drink isn’t enough. We all get into that rut and...