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May 22, 2009

Celebretard Showdown: Miley Cyrus vs. Lindsay Lohan

This week’s showdown is between two ladies who are tainting our youth, one racy photo at a time: Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus. Who is wreaking more havoc? Let’s break it down:

May 15, 2009

Celebretard Showdown: Perez Hilton vs. Ryan Seacrest

This week’s showdown is between two celebs that continue to invade our lives, no matter how hard we try to avoid them: Perez Hilton and Ryan Seacrest. Which one would we like to ship off to a small island in the South Pacific first? Do we really have to choose?!

May 8, 2009

Celebretard Showdown: Rachael Ray vs. Tyra Banks

This week’s showdown is between two celebs that continue to invade our lives, no matter how hard we try to avoid them: Rachael Ray and Tyra Banks. Who is makes us want to kill ourselves more? We wish we didn't have to choose. Let's break it down:

CollegeCandy’s Favorite Bromances

Spring has sprung and bromance is in the air. Correct me if I'm wrong, but is there anything hotter than two men who are such good friends they are often confused as lovers? I think not. Maybe it's because they exhibit the exact characteristics I look for in my own relationships with men.

May 4, 2009

Celebretard Showdown: Winehouse Vs. Spears

This week’s showdown is between two of our favorite celebs to watch (as they completely meltdown into a pile of crazy mush): Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears. Who is more of a train wreck? God, that's a tough call, so let’s break it down.

May 1, 2009

Celebrities as Role Models: Yes or No?

On Fridays I get out of work about the same time that school lets out for younger students. My subway ride home is filled with kids of all different ages, shapes, sizes and races who remarkably all look exactly the same. Every single Friday, I can find at least one girl rocking a Miley backpack, some leggings and lots and lots of lip gloss.

Apr 28, 2009

Apr 28, 2009

Do It Yourself Tuesdays: The Photo Cube

The semester is coming to a close and I can't help but feeling a bit nostalgic. I've been going through my photos, reminiscing and getting a little misty that I have to leave these people in just a few more weeks. As I sat in my dorm room, weeping in front of my laptop, I started wondering why I don't take advantage of all the pictures I've accumulated over the years.

Apr 24, 2009

Why Are High Schoolers So Dumb?

When I was in high school we passed our time driving around and prank calling boys. High School kids today are pretty much the same, except replace "driving around" with "choking themselves to get high" and change "prank calling boys" to "sending naked pictures to boys."

Apr 24, 2009

The Celebretard Showdown: Paris vs. Heidi Montag

Whenever we need to make a difficult decision, we make a list. You know, like when we were choosing a school, or when we were choosing a date to the first sorority date party. So when are constantly faced with the awful decision of which D-List celebrity is more annoying, we make a list. Yes, this is a decision we feel the need to make on a weekly basis.

Apr 21, 2009

Pour One For Your Homie, Mother Earth

I love any reason to celebrate, especially when it's a good reason like Earth Day. I don't know if it's the first day of spring or the conscious effort of everyone around me trying to be a better earthling, but Earth Day just makes me happy.

Apr 21, 2009

Free Ice Cream? 50 cent coffee? This is the Best Day Ever!

How's that free ice cream treating you? What, you didn't know it was Free Cone Day at Ben & Jerry's? Oh, I'm sure you knew about Iced Coffee Day at Dunkin Donuts then? No? Well, you need to get on that because today just might be the best day ever!

Apr 17, 2009

I Bet You Thought Your Mom Was Bad…

We love our mothers unconditionally. No matter how angry we get at them or how embarrassed our mothers make us, we continue to be on their side. They can yell at us, criticize us or even spend over $15,000 on plastic surgery in attempt to look like our identical twin and we will still love 'em anyway.

Apr 15, 2009

Take That Tax Refund and Splurge!

Ok, so April 15th (Tax Day) isn't everyone's favorite day, but it is for those of us with a refund coming. Hollaaaa. Personally, I have some big money coming my way. At first I was just planning on making it rain, but then I realized that spring is coming and there are lots of magnificent things out there that I can spend this new dinero on.

Apr 14, 2009

Your Mom Just Facebooked Me

Beware, your mother is on now Facebook. You don't believe me? Well, CNN has the proof. They are reporting that women over 55 are the fastest growing group on Facebook. That's right, your mother is sending you a friend request at this very moment.

Apr 12, 2009

The 5 Best Drinking Holidays

How's your Easter turning out? Did you celebrate with some mimosas this morning? Or perhaps you're planning on a little red wine with dinner? I know there aren't too many drinking opportunities on Easter, but that shouldn't stop you. After all that's what holidays are made for... er, well, kind of.