Look, I've got some extra outer crust, OK.
Is old '90s Justin Timberlake better than new 2k13 Justin Timberlake?
I was feeling particularly vulnerable and exceptionally spiteful, so I picked a rando guy from the party—basically anyone who would have me—and had sex with him.
I am not afraid to declare to the world that I am a big ole' slut.
Donald Glover just had an Instagram breakdown. #NoFilter has a new meaning.
If you were "lucky" enough to meet your forever-boo by 25, chances are you probably met them at the time of the life where you were surrounded by the most Ps (penises) and Vs (vaginas) in your age group.
I had no response, no words, no comeback for how utterly shitty I felt in that moment of complete condescension.
The lovely people who actually participate in Twitter hashtags have provided us with some exchanges we'd like to add to our #That'sTheShitIDon'tLike lists.
Guess. It smells incredible.
Confession: I don't shave my pubes. I don't wax my pubes. I am au natural and yes, it's like a jungle down there.
What if a little Asian swag is exactly what will do the trick?
For my 18th birthday I got to pick between the practicality of my own car or the vanity of a boob job, I went with the boob job. I have no regrets!
My first semester away from home revealed just how, kinda, sorta, dumb I am.
Picasso wishes he had these.