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May 1, 2010

The Derby Hat: Kentucky’s Greatest Contribution to Society (Aside From Johnny Depp)

A few weeks ago I was on the treadmill at the gym watching the preliminary festivities for the Kentucky Derby, when I realized what my life is missing: Giant. Ornate. Hats.

Jan 3, 2009

Make It Work!: Top 5 Celeb Clothing Lines Most In Need of Tim Gunn’s Gentle Constructive Criticisms

In days of yore, clothing lines were created by people like Jeanne Lanvin, CoCo Chanel, Hubert de Givenchy; people with...

Nov 29, 2008

Curb-Stomping the Freshman 15 Into Oblivion: A Tutorial

Max weight loss FAST! Melt away belly fat! Lose 30 pounds in 30 days by eating more and exercising less!...

Moving Beyond Uggs: Style Tips for a Warm and Sexy Winter

Ah, late fall. Midterms have passed, Halloween decorations festoon every front porch and retail store, piles of red and orange...

Nov 14, 2008

Lolitas Make It Hard for Pedophiles (That’s what she said.)

Japan is a weird place. From its movies to its festivals to its dining habits, the country has a long...

Oct 10, 2008

Five TOTALLY Un-Spongeworthy Celebs

Fact: I love famous men. Love them. No matter what movie or TV show I’m watching or what gossip magazine...

Oct 7, 2008

Jun 23, 2008

Larry Birkhead’s Dirty (I’m assuming) Laundry

Old panties are a suitable replacement for a mom, right? This past weekend at a celebrity memorabilia auction in Las...

Jun 22, 2008

Something Old, Something New: I Heart Huckabees, The Happening

Something Old: I Heart Huckabees (2004) Something New: The Happening (2008) The Connection: Mark Wahlberg, a.k.a. Marky Mark, Funky Bunch...

Jun 21, 2008

The Master Cleanse, Game Over

So, uh, I quit. I quit Master Cleansing. I tried to talk myself in to sticking it out. I really...

Jun 19, 2008

The Master Cleanse, Day 3

Let it be known that day three of the Master Cleanse really, really blows. My day started off OK. I...

Jun 16, 2008

The Master Cleanse, Day 2

So a big part of the Master Cleanse is expelling the toxins you loosen while doing it, otherwise known as...

Jun 15, 2008

David Letterman, Burninator Extraordinaire

This is too good not to bring to the world’s attention. A-Number One King of the Douchenuggets Spencer Pratt appeared...

Jun 14, 2008

The Master Cleanse, Day 1

I am not a diet kind of girl. I’ve never South Beached, or Jenny Craiged, or SlimFasted, or Atkinsed, or...