COLLEGECANDY Writer

Noa - CU Boulder

I always keep brownies in my purse. Right next to my flask. And a pack of orange mint Orbit.
Articles Written
82
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LATEST ARTICLES WRITTEN
Jun 15, 2012

I Like Sex. Does That Make Me a Slut? [Friday Faves]

I know I am not a slut, but is it possible to enjoy myself without others labeling me that way?

Dec 26, 2011

True Story: I’m the Slutty Friend

Yeah, I’ll admit it. Relative to the other women in my circle of college friends, I’m who people would call “the slutty one” because I’ve been with the most number of men. I don’t mind making out with a random stranger for fun and I’ll stay the night at his place if I’m looking for a change of atmosphere. Yes, I’m a slut.

Nov 16, 2011

Turtleneck or Crew Neck: The Celebrity Circumcision Game

What would you do if your ultimate celeb crush came along, totally DTF, and he was sporting more than you bargained for? Would you tell him to move along? Or would you gamely explore foreign territory? While we can't coach you through the make-it or break-it moment, we can give you the dirt on who has an elephant trunk in their pants...and who doesn't.

Aug 9, 2011

He Said/She Said: 6 Worst Sex Positions

Let me begin by thanking Cosmopolitan magazine for being the basis of my sex education knowledge. My conservative mother would not sign the “allow your child to take the sex ed” waiver…so I had to turn to Cosmo in the midst of my confusion and all of my wildest sexual fantasies were brought to life, or at least written on a shiny page.

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May 11, 2011

I Have a Love/Hate Relationship With the Pill

Everyone knows that sex without a condom is better than with that thin latex lining. According to guys it “feels amazing” and is “probably the best thing on earth.” (Clearly, guys have never tried dipping pretzels into frosting....) But we also know that no matter how good it is, it isn’t good enough to risk getting pregnant and spending our days playing peek-a-boo instead of beer pong.

He Said/She Said: Dormcest

For many students, college, like Las Vegas, is the land of indulgence. From the all-you-can-eat buffets in the cafeteria to the endless kegs at house parties, if you want something, you got it. Here. Now. Until you burst (or barf). And that goes for hooking up, too.

Feb 15, 2011

He Said/She Said: Swiping the V-Card

I was with my boyfriend for three months the first time sex (and, simultaneously, something else, if you know what I'm sayin'....) presented itself. It was his birthday, we were in his bed, neither of us were wearing clothes, and after an hour of a whole lot of other stuff, I was ready for it. And it was my first time.

Feb 8, 2011

When It Comes To Sex, There’s a Lot of Freaky Ish Going Down

I like sex. A lot. I like trying fun new positions and having sex in fun new places. Hell, I've made it through 174.5 of the positions in "Sex 365 - A Position for Every Day" (the half was due to an ill timed Charley horse that left my partner bleeding profusely from the nose...) and I've even dabbled in a little role playing.

Jan 26, 2011

Sep 28, 2010

8 Under $20: Key Pieces You Will Love All Season

Besides all the glitz, glamour and fancy trends those 100-pound fashion magazines are pushing on you this season, there are eight things you must have in your closet (not counting undies, bras and socks, of course).

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Aug 1, 2010

What Would You Change for a Guy?

The beginning stages of a new relationship are always the best. Thinking about the other person gives you butterflies, every date is an exciting new adventure, and you aren’t close enough for him to start discussing his farting habits with you.

Jun 16, 2010

Would You Rather…

Would You Rather there be a beer that had zero calories or a beer that didn't give you a hangover the next day? Things to Consider: Beer gut, how many calories are in a $1 pitcher, the way you feel at 9am on Sunday morning.

Jun 11, 2010

Single. And In a Relationship

OK, so clearly it's impossible to be both single and in a relationship (unless you're Tiger Woods or Jesse James, I guess...), but it's true. And it's the best and longest relationship I've ever had in my life.

Jun 9, 2010

Would You Rather…

Would you rather be the dumper or the dumpee? Things to Consider: post-break up weight gain, telling your friends you got dumped, extreme guilt, changing your relationship status on Facebook.

May 26, 2010

Would You Rather…

Would you rather have Aunt Flo come for a surprise visit while you're donning your hottest, tightest, cutest brand new white jeans at the family BBQ OR have her show up when your long distance boyfriend comes to visit for the first weekend in months?

May 24, 2010

Body Blog: Get Off the Plateau

Every Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday I wake up and head to the gym. (OK, so sometimes those Sunday morning workouts don't happen, but I digress....) Sometimes, I will take a class or meet with a Pilates instructor. Usually, however, I hop onto the elliptical, set my iPOD to F-U-N and set myself up for a 45 minute cardio challenge.

May 13, 2010

Miami of Ohio Sororities Don’t Know How To Party

I've been to many sorority date parties in my college career and I can say there is nothing sloppier. For those of you who aren't part of the Greek Life crew on your campus, sorority and fraternity date parties usually go something like this:

May 7, 2010

Big Boobs, Big Money

It looks like genetics have screwed me again. A new study out of Cornell has proven the obvious that big boobs mean bigger tips for waitresses.

Apr 5, 2010

The Weekly Ten: I’m Addicted

I always knew I had an addictive personality. To be fair, though, for awhile I thought that meant that other people were addicted to my personality: my sense of humor, my charming ways, my gift giving skills... But then I got to college, smoked my first cigarette outside of a frat party...