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Sep 12, 2008

Stranger Danger: 4 Signs You Shouldn’t Be Dating Him

Ah, love. It sweeps through you with undeniable force, filling you alternately with euphoria and dread, making it impossible to...

Sep 5, 2008

The Best Case Against Sarah Palin is Sarah Palin

Much has happened since John McCain selected Sarah Palin to be his Vice President, having chosen her after an extensive...

Jul 3, 2008

You Made Crazy Grandma Cry: Camille Paglia vs. Feminism, Again

Say, have you heard of Camille Paglia? If not, good news: it turns out that you are not old. You’ve...

I, Slut: Girl-on-Girl Name-Calling

Ladies, gentlemen: I am a slut. No two ways around it: I like sex. I like sex with lots of...

Jun 22, 2008

Exercise + Danger = Fun: The Joys of City Biking

Fact: exercise is boring. I know, I know: it clears your mind, gives you an endorphin high, keeps you from...

Jun 20, 2008

My Dinner With Maxim

In my time, I’ve made fun of Maxim. I got a kick out of the chicken-greased girls on the covers,...

Jun 11, 2008

Jun 8, 2008

Katy: You Kissed A Girl. We Get That. But Why?

So, have you ever broken up with someone, and sworn to stay friends with him or her? Have you ever...

Jun 3, 2008

I Farted, But You Stink: John Sellers Decides Who’s Sexy

Ladies of the world: stop your farting. Also, stop burping, spitting, sweating, and digesting food. Details writer John Sellers has...

May 26, 2008

Mr. Right Iz Here. In My Apartment. It’s Wonderful

In my most recent article, I discussed the fact that my boyfriend does not read what I post here. As...

May 24, 2008

The Sad Ballad of Josh and Emily, or: No, You May Not Read My Blog, or: Broken Condom = Internet Gold

So, have you heard about Josh Stein and Emily Gould? Don’t worry. You will. And soon. The New York Times...

May 14, 2008

Dump Him Already: A Playlist

Blood Tree – Mary Timony. Everybody dates a jerk or two. Rock stars, however, get to humiliate them publicly. Mary...

May 7, 2008

The Forbidden Bone: 5 Men Not To Sleep With

1. YOUR FRIEND’S ROOMMATE In this wacky age of co-ed cohabitation, it’s common to spot a likely young man in...

May 1, 2008

Yelling At The Internet: A Beginner’s Guide

You, dear reader, are no doubt a person of many and varied opinions. But, like many of us, you may...