Stranger Danger: 4 Signs You Shouldn’t Be Dating Him
Ah, love. It sweeps through you with undeniable force, filling you alternately with euphoria and dread, making it impossible to...
The Best Case Against Sarah Palin is Sarah Palin
Much has happened since John McCain selected Sarah Palin to be his Vice President, having chosen her after an extensive...
You Made Crazy Grandma Cry: Camille Paglia vs. Feminism, Again
Say, have you heard of Camille Paglia? If not, good news: it turns out that you are not old. You’ve...
I, Slut: Girl-on-Girl Name-Calling
Ladies, gentlemen: I am a slut. No two ways around it: I like sex. I like sex with lots of...
Exercise + Danger = Fun: The Joys of City Biking
Fact: exercise is boring. I know, I know: it clears your mind, gives you an endorphin high, keeps you from...
My Dinner With Maxim
In my time, I’ve made fun of Maxim. I got a kick out of the chicken-greased girls on the covers,...
Katy: You Kissed A Girl. We Get That. But Why?
So, have you ever broken up with someone, and sworn to stay friends with him or her? Have you ever...
I Farted, But You Stink: John Sellers Decides Who’s Sexy
Ladies of the world: stop your farting. Also, stop burping, spitting, sweating, and digesting food. Details writer John Sellers has...
Mr. Right Iz Here. In My Apartment. It’s Wonderful
In my most recent article, I discussed the fact that my boyfriend does not read what I post here. As...
The Sad Ballad of Josh and Emily, or: No, You May Not Read My Blog, or: Broken Condom = Internet Gold
So, have you heard about Josh Stein and Emily Gould? Don’t worry. You will. And soon. The New York Times...
Dump Him Already: A Playlist
Blood Tree – Mary Timony. Everybody dates a jerk or two. Rock stars, however, get to humiliate them publicly. Mary...
The Forbidden Bone: 5 Men Not To Sleep With
1. YOUR FRIEND’S ROOMMATE In this wacky age of co-ed cohabitation, it’s common to spot a likely young man in...
Yelling At The Internet: A Beginner’s Guide
You, dear reader, are no doubt a person of many and varied opinions. But, like many of us, you may...
