Whenever I shop for home appliances or groceries, I always love picking up Febreze. The smell fixes everything, and seeing as I'm moving into my first apartment (awwww!), I know there are going to be a lot of cooking mistakes to cover up. However, my mama isn't going to be there to fund my Febreze addiction, and therefore things are going to get pricy.
I'd like to thank the 90s for fueling my love for school supply shopping. To this day, I get giddy at the thought of heading out to Target and Office Max in late August (all the pen possibilities!). But as I roam the aisles, I notice that things just aren't as jazzed up as they used to be.
How can you make sure a sexual encounter is awkward? Use the new Romney and Obama condoms! Part of me wishes I was kidding, but the other part just loves it so much. Strong and reliable, these are the candidates and condoms everyone wants!
Guys are foreign creatures. They are filled with mixed signals, week late text messages, and "NO ONE IS AWAKE RIGHT NOW" booty calls. One thing I've never understood is why guys are obsessed with lesbians.
Aug 25, 2012
Flirting leads to texting which leads to hanging out, and the next thing you know you're knee deep in Ben & Jerry's wondering how it all changed so quickly.
Aug 24, 2012
Whether you have ever had a serious relationship before or not, we all have had a relationship in some form or another. Whether it be a friendship, casual fling, or every-once-in-a-while-aquaintence, there is a form of relationship.
Aug 24, 2012
A man in Augusta Georgia was discovered to be half naked and drunk after an apparent night "partying" with two uncaged monkeys. Lab employees gone wild!
I love Cam in Modern Family, but that is not enough to get me to like the clown culture. You're hiding behind makeup and fake hair, and there is always the possibility that you'll go insane and try to kill me.
Sometimes, you've just got to get those thoughts out into the world! But there are also people who use Twitter to brag, obsess, and essentially take up someone's entire feed. Hey, buddy, it's only 140 characters, calm down!
We've heard about the GOOP cleanses and Regina George's "cranberry juice only" craze (What? She wanted to lose three pounds), but let's be honest, this can be traumatizing to your body.
When it comes to Astrological readings, a lot of people are cynical. However, if you actually allow yourself to go along with it, it's shocking how true it can be.
As boring as the web can seem at times (is this only me..?), tit always sucks you in with plenty of procrastination opportunities.
Contrary to popular (male) belief, women are simple creatures. We like flip cup and Theroux novels just as much as the next guy. Playing the Devil's Advocate, here, I know that men and women are very much different, and advertisers have to market different things, but c'mon!