The trailer for Friends with Kids came out today and it includes an all-start ensemble cast of hilarious people. Kristen Wiig, Jon Hamm, and Maya Rudolph alone make me want to buy a ticket right now. Throw in a few people from left field like Adam Scott (hello Parks and Rec people making it big) and Edward Burns and I'm already waiting in line at the theater.
Yesterday Zooey Deschanel's lawyer released her income and expense declaration. Not only did we find out she has three million dollars just sitting around the bank, but she's barely spending any of her $95,000 monthly income. She claims to only to spend $500 on eating out each month. Isn't that like the cost of one dinner in LA?
Mara Wilson starred in so many great '90s movies that are still aired every other weekend on TV: Matilda, Miracle on 34th Street and Mrs. Doubtfire. I mean Matilda?! I can't even tell you how many hours I wasted trying to move things with my eyes. And then as quickly as Mara Wilson entered my life, she was gone.
If you close your eyes and picture Lady Gaga's boyfriend, what comes to your mind? A centaur? A headless ghost? The entire cast of Ru Paul's drag show? Well your mind is wrong because vacation photos are out and he looks like a real live human man.
Our friends over at TMZ got ahold of the Lohan family Christmas card and despite LiLo's unnaturally blonde hair, everything looks pretty normal. Too normal, in fact. Where is the drama? The framed restraining orders? The sleeveless mesh shirt?
Just when you think Ryan Gosling can't get any more amazing, he goes and gets himself a new meme. And not just any meme, it's a Hannukah themed meme. It's like the dreidel keeps falling on gimmel and my heart is collecting all the gelt.
Dec 21, 2011
I had an unhealthy addiction to Oregon Trail in elementary school. The second that screen popped on up my window, my morals went out the window. Hell yeah, I'll be a banker. There's nothing more important in the world than money.
Dec 20, 2011
Tim Tebow is famous for two things. Being an amazing football player and being a virgin. I don't watch football, nor do I watch Virgin Diaries and even I know that. So after hearing his name nonstop this week I decided it was time to take action and take his virginity.
Dec 13, 2011
So this video is so old, I'm hoping it's new again. Especially because I just saw it for the first time this week (looking through this great round-up) and I couldn't stop myself from smiling. Seriously, Where the Hell is Matt, is one of those videos that just makes you to want to dance...and travel...and start making awesome viral videos.
If you've had the misfortune to hear the K-Mart Christmas commercial at all this past week, I'm sorry. On behalf of the human race, I'm very, very sorry. It's not only annoying, but it's catchy...which only makes it MORE annoying. (Buzzfeed agrees with me.)
We all laughed when we saw the Pajama Jeans commercial for the first time (then we cried a little when we realized it was real...). I mean, pajama jeans. The entire concept is absolutely ridiculous. Like, sometimes you just gotta put on real pants with buttons and zippers and pockets. That's life. Sorry.
People Magazine just released their annual list of the sexiest men alive and super stud Bradley Cooper took home the grand prize. While we all love us a little Bradley Cooper in our lives (preferably shirtless), we weren't exactly freaking out over the news. That's why we're kicking off the morning by counting down the Top 10 Sexiest Men DEAD. That's right, we're doing a little AM grave digging and bringing you the best of the afterworld.
I woke up this morning to see #whatyoufindinwomenshandbags trending on Twitter. I was intrigued. People apparently have a whole lot of very interesting stuff just sitting in their handbags.
Sure, we all have nights where we drink a little bit too much and slur our words a little bit too much and throw up a little bit too much. But we're young and we learn from our lessons. You only have to wake up in fetal positions on the bathroom floor so many times to realize that cotton candy vodka might not be the smartest drink choice.
Last week was the NYC marathon and tons of supporters and fans came out to support the runners. I nursed a massive hangover instead. Biggest mistake of my entire life because some of these fans and supporters pulled off what may be the coolest impromptu electric slide performance I've ever seen.
Before you can say "when's Kim Kardashian premiering her livebirth special on E!?", she's filed for divorce from Kris Humphries. Yep, after 72 hours of apparently not-so-wedded bliss, they're calling it quits.
One night stands are fun...until you wake up next to a stranger who may or may not be Quasimodo's long long half-brother. The conversation that was so easy to have last night is now going into awkward banter territory and you're trying to figure out the coolest way to ask him if he wore a condom last night.
No trend gets old faster than an internet trend. (Although I'm hoping this new crop sweaters trend proves that theory wrong.) They're always hilarious at first, especially if you're one of the first to know about it. Then, a week later everyone is onto it and you're stuck getting rick-rolled by your grandfather.