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Jan 12, 2012

Friends With Kids Looks Awesome…and Predictable [Video]

The trailer for Friends with Kids came out today and it includes an all-start ensemble cast of hilarious people. Kristen Wiig, Jon Hamm, and Maya Rudolph alone make me want to buy a ticket right now. Throw in a few people from left field like Adam Scott (hello Parks and Rec people making it big) and Edward Burns and I'm already waiting in line at the theater.

Jan 5, 2012

Zooey Deschanel is Surprisingly Thrifty

Yesterday Zooey Deschanel's lawyer released her income and expense declaration. Not only did we find out she has three million dollars just sitting around the bank, but she's barely spending any of her $95,000 monthly income. She claims to only to spend $500 on eating out each month. Isn't that like the cost of one dinner in LA?

Dec 31, 2011

Mara Wilson is Back…and She’s a Blogger!

Mara Wilson starred in so many great '90s movies that are still aired every other weekend on TV: Matilda, Miracle on 34th Street and Mrs. Doubtfire. I mean Matilda?! I can't even tell you how many hours I wasted trying to move things with my eyes. And then as quickly as Mara Wilson entered my life, she was gone.

Dec 30, 2011

Lady Gaga’s Boyfriend Looks Surprisingly Normal

If you close your eyes and picture Lady Gaga's boyfriend, what comes to your mind? A centaur? A headless ghost? The entire cast of Ru Paul's drag show? Well your mind is wrong because vacation photos are out and he looks like a real live human man.

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Dec 28, 2011

5 Ways Michael Lohan Will React To Being Excluded from The Family XMAS Card

Our friends over at TMZ got ahold of the Lohan family Christmas card and despite LiLo's unnaturally blonde hair, everything looks pretty normal. Too normal, in fact. Where is the drama? The framed restraining orders? The sleeveless mesh shirt?

Hey Girl, Happy Hannukah

Just when you think Ryan Gosling can't get any more amazing, he goes and gets himself a new meme. And not just any meme, it's a Hannukah themed meme. It's like the dreidel keeps falling on gimmel and my heart is collecting all the gelt.

Dec 21, 2011

How The Oregon Trail Relates To Dating

I had an unhealthy addiction to Oregon Trail in elementary school. The second that screen popped on up my window, my morals went out the window. Hell yeah, I'll be a banker. There's nothing more important in the world than money.

Dec 20, 2011

So I Guess I’m Taking Tim Tebow’s Virginity

Tim Tebow is famous for two things. Being an amazing football player and being a virgin. I don't watch football, nor do I watch Virgin Diaries and even I know that. So after hearing his name nonstop this week I decided it was time to take action and take his virginity.

Dec 13, 2011

Dec 9, 2011

A Feel Good Friday Video

So this video is so old, I'm hoping it's new again. Especially because I just saw it for the first time this week (looking through this great round-up) and I couldn't stop myself from smiling. Seriously, Where the Hell is Matt, is one of those videos that just makes you to want to dance...and travel...and start making awesome viral videos.

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Nov 22, 2011

Which Commercial Makes You Want to Jump Out of a Window Faster?

If you've had the misfortune to hear the K-Mart Christmas commercial at all this past week, I'm sorry. On behalf of the human race, I'm very, very sorry. It's not only annoying, but it's catchy...which only makes it MORE annoying. (Buzzfeed agrees with me.)

Nov 18, 2011

WTF Friday: $158 Designer Jean Sweats

We all laughed when we saw the Pajama Jeans commercial for the first time (then we cried a little when we realized it was real...). I mean, pajama jeans. The entire concept is absolutely ridiculous. Like, sometimes you just gotta put on real pants with buttons and zippers and pockets. That's life. Sorry.

Nov 16, 2011

The Top 10 Sexiest Dead Men

People Magazine just released their annual list of the sexiest men alive and super stud Bradley Cooper took home the grand prize. While we all love us a little Bradley Cooper in our lives (preferably shirtless), we weren't exactly freaking out over the news. That's why we're kicking off the morning by counting down the Top 10 Sexiest Men DEAD. That's right, we're doing a little AM grave digging and bringing you the best of the afterworld.

Nov 15, 2011

Twitter Tells Women What They Find in their Handbags

I woke up this morning to see #whatyoufindinwomenshandbags trending on Twitter. I was intrigued. People apparently have a whole lot of very interesting stuff just sitting in their handbags.

Nov 11, 2011

WTF Friday: How Do People Get this Drunk? [Photos]

Sure, we all have nights where we drink a little bit too much and slur our words a little bit too much and throw up a little bit too much. But we're young and we learn from our lessons. You only have to wake up in fetal positions on the bathroom floor so many times to realize that cotton candy vodka might not be the smartest drink choice.

Nov 11, 2011

The Greatest Electric Slide Ever Slid [Video]

Last week was the NYC marathon and tons of supporters and fans came out to support the runners. I nursed a massive hangover instead. Biggest mistake of my entire life because some of these fans and supporters pulled off what may be the coolest impromptu electric slide performance I've ever seen.

Oct 31, 2011

Kim Kardashian Files for Divorce…After 72 Days of Marriage

Before you can say "when's Kim Kardashian premiering her livebirth special on E!?", she's filed for divorce from Kris Humphries. Yep, after 72 hours of apparently not-so-wedded bliss, they're calling it quits.

Oct 28, 2011

This is Your Morning After Conversation…With a Twist

One night stands are fun...until you wake up next to a stranger who may or may not be Quasimodo's long long half-brother. The conversation that was so easy to have last night is now going into awkward banter territory and you're trying to figure out the coolest way to ask him if he wore a condom last night.

Oct 21, 2011

WTF Friday: When Internet Trends Go Too Far

No trend gets old faster than an internet trend. (Although I'm hoping this new crop sweaters trend proves that theory wrong.) They're always hilarious at first, especially if you're one of the first to know about it. Then, a week later everyone is onto it and you're stuck getting rick-rolled by your grandfather.

Oct 21, 2011

Full House is Even More Heartwarming in Acapella

When I look back now, everything in Full House land was not quite right. But even knowing that the Tanners needed some major, major family therapy, I still love the show. This video is for all the otherTanner fans out there who are still craving a little predictability, a milkman and some evening TV.

Sep 30, 2011

WTF Friday:

Have you ever suspected your significant other was cheating? Do you hate confrontation? Would you prefer to be told by online strangers about your cheating partner? Yes, yes and yes!?

Sep 23, 2011

WTF Friday: Bieberkinis

Has our national obsession with Justin Bieber gone too far? One quick glance at a gallery of Bieberkinis tells me yes, yes it has. It's gotten to the point where we're photoshopping his face onto bikini bods. Does he look strangely good? Of course. He's Bieber. He can pull it off. Does it make me a little uneasy that I've now seen 10 photos of a not-even-legal man with cleavage? For sure.

Aug 9, 2011

College Candy Takes Back the Word Spinster

We're at our wit's end with this country and their improper use of the word spinster. Once, a very long time ago (or maybe not a very long time ago, I'm no history buff), the word spinster actually meant something. And that something was NOT an unmarried woman living with cats. It was a woman who spun -- and as a country we owe these original spinsters a big apology for stealing their professional title and turning it into something dirty.

Aug 5, 2011

WTF Friday: How to Make Vagina Cupcakes

So your friend's birthday is coming up and you want to get her something special. Something a little bit nicer than a funfetti cake and a balloon.

Jul 28, 2011

15 Dorm Pranks to Get you Excited for School

To help you get psyched up for the fall semester, we put together an awesome collection of classic dorm room pranks. Because when else in your life can you (legally) pull these kinds of stunts?!

Jul 26, 2011

Remember Pogs??

I was never what you would call an athlete. Nor was I what you could call coordinated. But the one sport that I excelled at in elementary school was pogs. It involved skill and talent and strategy and a mom who was so excited that you were finally good at SOMETHING that she would buy you as many slammers as you wanted.

Jul 22, 2011

WTF Friday: Really? In a Public Pool?

I get it. It's hot. It's so hot that you're willing to take a dip in your town's public pool. That's okay, a little pee in the pool has never hurt anyone. But you know what does hurt people? Sex in the pool.

May 5, 2011

Welcome to the Real World: The Do’s of Acing an Interview

We're growing faster than a gangly 13-year-old girl here at CollegeCandy headquarters (well, technically our parents', CMG headquarters) and we're hiring up a storm. So in addition to getting to write about celebrity PDA and decorating your vagina, I also now get to conduct tons of interviews. Since I'm barely out of college myself, it's my first time being on the other side of the desk....and ooo boy, is it an interesting experience!

Apr 17, 2011

Dear Birthday Brat

Dear Birthday Brat, Let's talk for a hot sec. Just, like, un momento. Because we need to get a few things straight around here. I know it's your birthday. I know you feel like you're really special today because both your grandmas called and you're wearing some kind of dollar store tiara. But it's just a birthday.

Mar 28, 2011

What If Gaga Wore Normal Clothes?

It's Lady Gaga's 25th birthday today, which for a normal 25-year-old would mean throwing on her nicest Forever 21 dress and boozing it up (while holding back tears about being old). But for Gaga it probably means throwing on a dress made out of week-old sushi, a crown made out of young children's baby teeth, and shoes made out of donkey hooves.

Mar 10, 2011

I Have Sex (and So Do A Lot of Young Americans)

There's something in the government water because lately it feels like all they want to do is control our uterus's (Uteri?). Like back off politicians, I know how this organ works, and until you get your period in the middle of 10th grade math class while wearing khakis, don't tell me what to do with my body. And I'm not the only one who feels this way. A bunch of awesome college students made this awesome video.

Jan 28, 2011

9 Believeable Things That Happen When You Laugh Too Hard

I think it's pretty obvious that Charlie Sheen has a problem. And that problem is his PR team. I mean the guys can't even come up with a semi-realistic excuse for why Charlie Sheen was in the hospital yesterday. They're claiming that he suffered a hernia from, wait for it, laughing too hard at the TV.

Jan 24, 2011

Meet the Third Olsen Sister?

Now hold on a new york minute and stop the trip to Grandmother's house, because double, double, toil, and trouble we have some Olsen news for you. We all know the Olsens had a brother. I mean the twins not-so-discretely attempted to sell him for a meager 50 cents back in the '90s. But how did they keep a little sister on the DL for so long?

Dec 7, 2010

You’re Not ‘Normal,’ Angie; Stop Pretending

Like every fun-loving girl looking to procrastinate doing anything productive, I spend a large majority of my time reading celebrity blogs. I spend the rest of my time getting irrationally angry at the stupid things that celebrities say. So when I came across a recent interview with Angelina once again saying one thing, while doing the complete opposite, I got so angry I just had to blog about it.

Oct 22, 2010

I Hate Halloween. Yeah, I Said It

I despise Halloween. No, scratch that. I love actual Halloween. I can spend the entire day watching Hocus Pocus on repeat and gnawing on candy corn pumpkins. But that all ended freshman year of college when Halloween went from a fun night out in a costume to a slutfest in a frat house. I was appalled by the slutty bumblebees, the slutty orangutans, the slutty crayon girls.

Oct 21, 2010

It’s Time for Lilo To Pay Her Debt to Society

So our favorite drug-totin' galpal LiLo is taking a quick vacay from rehab tomorrow to chat with the judge about her jail time. Rumor has it that Lilo's team is going to argue that she needs to stay in rehab because she's making like so much progress. And here at CC headquarters, we're totally on Team: Rehab. The fact that she's related to Dina AND Michael Lohan is enough of a reason to put her in 24/7 therapy for the rest of her life. Let alone the whole lil drug issue.

Aug 28, 2010

An Open Letter to Jimmy Fallon

Dear Jimmy, Jimbo, J-dog, JF, Big night ahead of you tomorrow, huh? You've really made it in the entertainment world now. You slipped into the spotlight when no one was looking and you almost made everyone forget about the Taxi movie.