Sure, we all have nights where we drink a little bit too much and slur our words a little bit too much and throw up a little bit too much. But we're young and we learn from our lessons. You only have to wake up in fetal positions on the bathroom floor so many times to realize that cotton candy vodka might not be the smartest drink choice.
Last week was the NYC marathon and tons of supporters and fans came out to support the runners. I nursed a massive hangover instead. Biggest mistake of my entire life because some of these fans and supporters pulled off what may be the coolest impromptu electric slide performance I've ever seen.
Before you can say "when's Kim Kardashian premiering her livebirth special on E!?", she's filed for divorce from Kris Humphries. Yep, after 72 hours of apparently not-so-wedded bliss, they're calling it quits.
One night stands are fun...until you wake up next to a stranger who may or may not be Quasimodo's long long half-brother. The conversation that was so easy to have last night is now going into awkward banter territory and you're trying to figure out the coolest way to ask him if he wore a condom last night.
Oct 28, 2011
No trend gets old faster than an internet trend. (Although I'm hoping this new crop sweaters trend proves that theory wrong.) They're always hilarious at first, especially if you're one of the first to know about it. Then, a week later everyone is onto it and you're stuck getting rick-rolled by your grandfather.
Oct 21, 2011
When I look back now, everything in Full House land was not quite right. But even knowing that the Tanners needed some major, major family therapy, I still love the show. This video is for all the otherTanner fans out there who are still craving a little predictability, a milkman and some evening TV.
Oct 21, 2011
Have you ever suspected your significant other was cheating? Do you hate confrontation? Would you prefer to be told by online strangers about your cheating partner? Yes, yes and yes!?
Has our national obsession with Justin Bieber gone too far? One quick glance at a gallery of Bieberkinis tells me yes, yes it has. It's gotten to the point where we're photoshopping his face onto bikini bods. Does he look strangely good? Of course. He's Bieber. He can pull it off. Does it make me a little uneasy that I've now seen 10 photos of a not-even-legal man with cleavage? For sure.
We're at our wit's end with this country and their improper use of the word spinster. Once, a very long time ago (or maybe not a very long time ago, I'm no history buff), the word spinster actually meant something. And that something was NOT an unmarried woman living with cats. It was a woman who spun -- and as a country we owe these original spinsters a big apology for stealing their professional title and turning it into something dirty.
So your friend's birthday is coming up and you want to get her something special. Something a little bit nicer than a funfetti cake and a balloon.
To help you get psyched up for the fall semester, we put together an awesome collection of classic dorm room pranks. Because when else in your life can you (legally) pull these kinds of stunts?!
I was never what you would call an athlete. Nor was I what you could call coordinated. But the one sport that I excelled at in elementary school was pogs. It involved skill and talent and strategy and a mom who was so excited that you were finally good at SOMETHING that she would buy you as many slammers as you wanted.