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Halloween is Dogsh*t: One Writer’s Bitter Rant
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Unemployed? No Worries! Here are Some Future Jobs!
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4 Reasons Rachel Ray MIGHT Just Be The Devil
“What Rachel Ray does to food, Hitler did to Poland…she’s like a hypnotist; ‘everything’s okay, you’re eating just fine, throw...
5 Warning Signs Your Professor Might Be Bad News
1) English is as hard for them as Algebra is for you. There’s nothing wrong with knowing two languages. Actually...
Incoming Freshman: What NOT to Bring
Whenever you tell someone you’re going back to college, or going for the first time, they are full of useful...
Top 5 Ways To Enjoy Your Last Week At Home
School is approaching, and as returning sophomores, juniors and seniors, many already know what that means. But you incoming freshmen,...
True Evil: Disney Strikes Again
Thanks to satirical cartoons and recorded history, it’s pretty common knowledge that Walt Disney was a nut bag. Besides being...
Hey Parents: Teachers Are On the Internet. Get Over It
Remember when you were in High School and you saw your teacher in the supermarket, buying milk or some crap,...
Jake Gyllenhaal as ‘The Prince of Persia’
So there have been some pictures released of Jake Gyllenhaal on the set of his new movie, Prince of Persia....
5 Worst Summer Olympic Sports to Participate in as a Child
It’s time for the Summer Games. For a select few, that means it’s time to put years of hard work...
The Truth About Shark Week
My fear of being eaten alive by sharks has become so irrational that I cannot swim in a pool alone...
Revisiting Childhood Ideas: Teddy Graham Cereal
When I was a little kid, I had a lot of great ideas. I think everyone does. Sometimes we’d get...
5 Things Your Dude Secretly Loves
A lot of times, the fighting and rivalry between sexes causes a behavior called ‘reduction.’ Where each sex reduces the...
Mr. Cook’s Wild Receipt: When Porn Becomes WAY Too Important
Ok, so basically, this Brinkley/Cook divorce thing is your typical Hollywood story. Two famous people are happy until one decides...
