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Oct 3, 2008

Giant Online Dance Battle 3000 (Sevani VS Cyrus)

I really like watching people dance. I think maybe I could even say that I love watching people dance. This...

Oct 1, 2008

Halloween is Dogsh*t: One Writer’s Bitter Rant

I hate Halloween. I have always hated Halloween. One of the first pictures anyone ever took of me is in...

Sep 17, 2008

Unemployed? No Worries! Here are Some Future Jobs!

The country is getting ready for a terrible recession. Banks are folding and getting bailed out by loans from the...

4 Reasons Rachel Ray MIGHT Just Be The Devil

“What Rachel Ray does to food, Hitler did to Poland…she’s like a hypnotist; ‘everything’s okay, you’re eating just fine, throw...

Sep 10, 2008

5 Warning Signs Your Professor Might Be Bad News

1) English is as hard for them as Algebra is for you. There’s nothing wrong with knowing two languages. Actually...

Aug 29, 2008

Incoming Freshman: What NOT to Bring

Whenever you tell someone you’re going back to college, or going for the first time, they are full of useful...

Aug 28, 2008

Aug 19, 2008

Top 5 Ways To Enjoy Your Last Week At Home

School is approaching, and as returning sophomores, juniors and seniors, many already know what that means. But you incoming freshmen,...

Aug 16, 2008

True Evil: Disney Strikes Again

Thanks to satirical cartoons and recorded history, it’s pretty common knowledge that Walt Disney was a nut bag. Besides being...

Aug 15, 2008

Hey Parents: Teachers Are On the Internet. Get Over It

Remember when you were in High School and you saw your teacher in the supermarket, buying milk or some crap,...

Aug 12, 2008

Jake Gyllenhaal as ‘The Prince of Persia’

So there have been some pictures released of Jake Gyllenhaal on the set of his new movie, Prince of Persia....

Aug 8, 2008

5 Worst Summer Olympic Sports to Participate in as a Child

It’s time for the Summer Games. For a select few, that means it’s time to put years of hard work...

Jul 28, 2008

The Truth About Shark Week

My fear of being eaten alive by sharks has become so irrational that I cannot swim in a pool alone...

Jul 20, 2008

Revisiting Childhood Ideas: Teddy Graham Cereal

When I was a little kid, I had a lot of great ideas. I think everyone does. Sometimes we’d get...