Midterms are over and it’s nearly that lovely time of year when we return to our hometowns and prepare to stuff ourselves silly with homemade pumpkin pie and green bean casserole. But between eating, spending time with the family, eating some more and hibernating in your old twin bed, you’ve got a predicament on your hands.
The point is, a breakup is hard for both parties involved no matter the circumstances. And though I had my low moments, I still wanted to jump right back into the dating scene. Why? Because I’m young and there are hot guys everywhere at my university! Because I like to meet new people! Because not all guys are going to hurt me and I’m ready to meet someone worthwhile.
But even if there’s no social networking involved, smartphones have optional pass-codes where the phone owner must enter a password in order to unlock the phone. So unless neither have iPhones or social networking accounts, I’m going to put it out there that technology can make cheating easier.
Before you get out there and take one too many shots, inevitably resulting in an evening of bad (but oh-so-hilarious the next morning when you’re debriefing with your girlfriends) choices, read on to find out just what you’re getting yourself into. So what does his Halloween costume say about him? Allow me…
Oct 26, 2011
So you’re dating someone who is super cute, nice, makes you laugh…and then wham! He sucks in the sack. …Or if you’re not quite there yet, he’s bad at kissing. So what’s a girl to do when she’s used to a certain…ahem, level of pleasure in both areas? Work with him, of course!
Oct 19, 2011
Last week’s column called for me to ask a writer at COED Magazine the burning questions girls have about guys. This week, I am answering the burning questions guys want to know from girls. (I’ll be honest, I laughed quite a few time when I read the questions). Ohh, the mind of a guy! So here you have it, some female insight to those 21 questions.
Oct 12, 2011
Allow me to give a glimpse into my personal life—I recently ended a year-long relationship with the Asshole of the Century. (Step aside, Tiger Woods!). However, I said my piece, ended the unhappy relationship and have since moved back into the dating world! With that said, I’ve got some questions for our dude!
Let me give you the little rundown of my relationship history: I have been in two serious, long-term relationships (I’m 21-years-old, if you’re wondering) and had a few flings here and there in between. Let’s just say, I’ve either got to know the guy well enough to say some pretty ridiculous stuff (in bed) or at least have enough vanilla vodka in my system to let my inhibitions (and dignity) fly to the wind.
So what exactly is your definition of hooking up? Could it mean a little bumpin’ and grindin’ followed by a sloppy make-out sesh? Does it mean crawling into a cab with a guy, knowing good and well that you’re going to “get your kicks” (thanks Rizzo from Grease for that one) later that night? Or does it mean bypassing first and getting right to second base?
Oh, the joys of awkward sexcapades! And though it may be that the guy’s not quite up to par or that you are, in fact, drunker than you thought, a lot of the time it can be the place you’re doing it that’s all wrong. That said, I give to you my list of the worst places to have sex.
This week brings up the ever-popular topic of conversation: our favorite places to have sex! And while most minds would go straight to the bedroom (hey, there’s a reason for that!), I have to include a few of those not-so-normal places to do the deed. So, without further-a-do, I give to you my list of the best places to have sex.
It’s the same story with all of us. You meet a great guy, he seems perfect and then WHAM, he does something that makes your skin crawl. And while some turn offs are universal (negativity, bad in bed, the dude straight-up smells), some hold more weight than others.
Regardless of what sport it is, guys seem to find a way to make it this big grand watch-party event. So what’s a girl to do while her sports-fanatic boyfriend invites all of his friends over to sit back and enjoy his rather ridiculous and completely unnecessary 60-inch flat screen? Why, observe of course!