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Dec 30, 2010

Fashion Porn: Accessorizing from Head to Toe

It's almost the end of the year. As you're making your New Year's resolution list, here's something to think about: punching up your style for 2011. If you have "budget better" on your list, this might seem like it will counter a resolution to save money, but it doesn't have to. An easy way to add a little punch to your wardrobe is with accessories!

Nov 30, 2010

Gossip Girl: Thanksgiving Is Depressing on the UES

Despite my previous attempt (and some damn good ideas, if I do say so myself), Gossip Girl producers did not hear my 'let's change Gossip Girl once and for all' desperate call. I had hope for them, I really did. And now I'm left binge eating an entire bowl of popcorn and sitting in my family room more frustrated than I was when I sat down last week to get some GG and discovered there was no episode.

Nov 16, 2010

Gossip Girl Recap: This Isn’t J’s First Masquerade Party

The entire season of Gossip Girl thus far has been the foreplay to the ultimate climax in a brewing 'Serana take down' courtesy of Team Brooklyn (i.e. Jenny, Vanessa, and Juliet). And not the good kind that gets you all hot and bothered. More like 'what the hell are you doing with your hands, drunken frat pledge?' foreplay. Read: horrific.

Gossip Girl: Everyone Sucks on the UES

I don't know what those Gossip Girl writers are smoking over there at CW HQ but it must be laced with something bad because this show has turned into the worst piece of crap in TV history. Seriously, I think I'd rather watch a Hoarders marathon than this dribble. This episode just makes me so angry.

Gossip Girl: Little J Gives Blair a Goodbye Kiss…Of Death

Alright everyone, take a moment to remain calm. Is your hair in missionary disarray, just like Serena's after her night with the "cab stealer?" Mine is. I was ready to tear it out during the entire episode. Then I came to my senses, fearing having to get extensions like Jenny's. OH THE HORROR.

How To Spot a Real Life Gossip Girl

In honor of the new season of Gossip Girl, our friends at PopEater are asking you to share your tales of real-life Gossip Girl run-ins. The stories range from the scintillating and shocking to the hysterical and bizarre. Should you be racking your brain to submit a story of your own, I present you with the ultimate cheat sheet.

Oct 12, 2010

Oct 12, 2010

Gossip Girl: I Almost Forgot How Much I Used To Enjoy Your Pie

Have you ever been so excited for something - counting down the minutes, planning your day around it, fantasizing about how amazingly awesome it is going to be, turning off your cell phone so you won't be interrupted - only to be totally disappointed? Yeah, welcome to the day I lost my virginity my Monday night.

Oct 11, 2010

The Weekly Ten: Best Fictional BFFs

This week, as I caught up on my favorite fall shows (and watched some Sex and the City reruns) I couldn’t help but notice a running trend: female friendships. Sure some shows were about shopping (or singing while shopping) and some were about saving lives, but at the heart of it all, were some pretty cool chicks.

Oct 5, 2010

Gossip Girl: Chuck Tries to Reward Eva for Her Tricks

I was way excited to dig into this week's Gossip Girl. Did Juliet finally get Botox and a new wardrobe so she could at least appear five years younger? Is that french fairy, Eva, going to touch Chuck with her magic wand? Is Dan going to get the sensation of baby poop out of his nostrils?

Sep 28, 2010

Gossip Girl: Georgina Flies the Coop and Dan Cleans Up Milo’s Poop

First of all, who else wants to squint and lip sync "XOXO GOSSIP GIRL" whenever the episode comes to an end? I know I do, every single time. Anyway, down to business. Clearly whoever pitched this inning of GG had a seriously mean side arm.

Sep 21, 2010

Gossip Girl: Just Because You’re Dressed Poorly, Doesn’t Mean You’re Not Chuck Bass

Only on Gossip Girl can the episode begin with two beautifully (albeit overdressed) designer clad ladies eating crumpets at a spicy cafe in Paris while discussing Blair's future date with Louis, whom is (naturally) a Prince. I'm serious, the Disney Channel couldn't make this sh*t up.

May 18, 2010

Gossip Girl: Jenny Humphrey Ruins Everything

Holy hell, the hits just kept on coming. First we discover Dan and Serena did a little lip-locking, then Jenny sells out her own bro in some evil plot to get Nate to love her perhaps we should send her a copy of "He's Just Not That Into You"?), then Blair finds Jenny in Brooklyn and does probably the meanest thing she’s ever done.

May 4, 2010

Gossip Girl: Is Rufus Making Waffles In Someone Else’s Kitchen?

Before I get into the real meat of last night's Gossip Girl episode, I have one thing to say: WHO TELLS A 19-YEAR-OLD GIRL THAT HER STEP-DAD IS CHEATING ON HER MOM WHO IS SICK WITH CANCER (or at least thinks she is) WHILE GRABBING HER COAT FROM THE COAT CHECK GUY???