Bold Girls Bible

Sep 25, 2014

Lesson #37: It's OK To Be Basic [Bold Girls' Bible]

There is one trend right now that I absolutely can't stand. It's the rise of the "basic bitch."

Sep 18, 2014

Lesson #36: Pay Attention To Red Flags [Bold Girls' Bible]

I don't know what it is but around this time every year, I get really into re-watching The Hills. Season 2, when Heidi and Spencer start dating, just happens to be my least favorite. Spencer is the actual worst. And years later he is still the worst.

Sep 11, 2014

Lesson #35: Don't Repeat Past Dating Patterns [Bold Girls' Bible]

I'm Miss Movin' On. Once I've been hurt there's really no going back for me. It would be really hard for me to trust someone again after breaking up.

Lesson #34: Don't Hate The Other Woman [Bold Girls' Bible]

Let me preface this by saying that women who target men in relationships are not very nice people. I think it's super messed up that a woman can chase after a man knowing they are already committed to someone else. But that's not the point. She's not what drove your man to cheat.

Sep 4, 2014

Lesson #33: It's Ok To Show Your Crazy [Bold Girls' Bible]

I've mentioned before that I feel things either with my whole being or not at all. I don't know, I think it's an Aries thing. So basically, if I like you - I probably already love you. If I hate you - I could run you over with my car and not even blink.

Aug 28, 2014

Lesson #32: Independence is Healthy [Bold Girls' Bible]

You can call me cynical, I suppose. Or perhaps it's because I've had quite a lot of experience dating long distance, but I don't feel the need to see my boyfriend everyday.

Aug 21, 2014

Aug 14, 2014

Lesson #31: Never Borrow Someone Else's Relationship Timeline [Bold Girls' Bible]

When things get too intense I literally melt into the fetal position and throw my phone across the room. That's how I handle things. I know I'm crazy.

Aug 7, 2014

Lesson #30: Never Ask If It Makes You Look Fat [Bold Girls' Bible]

For 30 weeks now I've been teaching you how to be a bold and empowered woman. At least, I hope I've been teaching you that. Bold and empowered women don't ask men if they look fat.

Jul 31, 2014

Lesson #29: Do Unto Others [Bold Girls' Bible]

For, I don’t know, my entire life, I’ve been told “do unto others as you would have done to you”...

Jul 24, 2014

Lesson #28: Boys Like Smart Girls [Bold Girls' Bible]

In the words of Rivers Cuomo, lead singer of Weezer, "Smart girls, I can never get enough of those smart girls."

Jul 17, 2014

Lesson #27: Let It Be [Bold Girls' Bible]

Today, I was pissed off. Like mad beyond belief. I can't find my Michael Kors watch that I got from Stephen for Christmas. That's when "Let It Be" came on my shuffle. It was like someone was calling from my radio and telling me to drop it.

Jul 10, 2014

Lesson #26: How To Deal With The Morning After [Bold Girls' Bible]

I believe in the deepest depths of my heart that every woman has, or will, wake up in the bed of someone with the immense feeling of, "Crap. Now what?"

Jul 3, 2014

Lesson #25: Make the First Move Already! [Bold Girls' Bible]

First of all, I just wanted to thank everyone because this is officially my 25th post as College Candy's resident Bold Girl. I can't believe its been six months (ish) that I've been spilling my guts and six months that you all have been reading. You make me happy my precious snowflakes.

Jun 19, 2014

Lesson #24: Sometimes It's Not Them, It's You [Bold Girls' Bible]

For the last, I don't know, 24 weeks I've been sitting here talking about how wonderful and strong women are. I've also been talking about how much guys suck. But, full disclosure, women suck, too.

Jun 12, 2014

Lesson #23: He's Really Just Not That Into You [Bold Girls Bible]

I probably watch He's Just Not That Into You a few times a year. It's a personal favorite. And although I've had some beef with that movie before, damn, it's usually right.