There is one trend right now that I absolutely can't stand. It's the rise of the "basic bitch."
I don't know what it is but around this time every year, I get really into re-watching The Hills. Season 2, when Heidi and Spencer start dating, just happens to be my least favorite. Spencer is the actual worst. And years later he is still the worst.
I'm Miss Movin' On. Once I've been hurt there's really no going back for me. It would be really hard for me to trust someone again after breaking up.
Let me preface this by saying that women who target men in relationships are not very nice people. I think it's super messed up that a woman can chase after a man knowing they are already committed to someone else. But that's not the point. She's not what drove your man to cheat.
I've mentioned before that I feel things either with my whole being or not at all. I don't know, I think it's an Aries thing. So basically, if I like you - I probably already love you. If I hate you - I could run you over with my car and not even blink.
You can call me cynical, I suppose. Or perhaps it's because I've had quite a lot of experience dating long distance, but I don't feel the need to see my boyfriend everyday.
When things get too intense I literally melt into the fetal position and throw my phone across the room. That's how I handle things. I know I'm crazy.
For 30 weeks now I've been teaching you how to be a bold and empowered woman. At least, I hope I've been teaching you that. Bold and empowered women don't ask men if they look fat.
For, I don’t know, my entire life, I’ve been told “do unto others as you would have done to you”...
In the words of Rivers Cuomo, lead singer of Weezer, "Smart girls, I can never get enough of those smart girls."
Today, I was pissed off. Like mad beyond belief. I can't find my Michael Kors watch that I got from Stephen for Christmas. That's when "Let It Be" came on my shuffle. It was like someone was calling from my radio and telling me to drop it.
I believe in the deepest depths of my heart that every woman has, or will, wake up in the bed of someone with the immense feeling of, "Crap. Now what?"
First of all, I just wanted to thank everyone because this is officially my 25th post as College Candy's resident Bold Girl. I can't believe its been six months (ish) that I've been spilling my guts and six months that you all have been reading. You make me happy my precious snowflakes.
For the last, I don't know, 24 weeks I've been sitting here talking about how wonderful and strong women are. I've also been talking about how much guys suck. But, full disclosure, women suck, too.
I probably watch He's Just Not That Into You a few times a year. It's a personal favorite. And although I've had some beef with that movie before, damn, it's usually right.