bristol palin

May 11, 2011

Candy Dish: I Knew It!

• So Bristol DID Have Plastic Sugery • Scruff only makes Bradley Cooper HOTTERThe picture you wish you were in • Guess the F-list reality star • Are prism shoes hot or not? • This is the ugliest dress I've ever seenMeet the bra you're going to wan to buy

May 11, 2011

Candy Dish: How Do They Make Such Ugly Dresses!?

• Finally! A place for your discarded bridesmaid dresses! • Speaking of ugly bridesmaid dresses, look at our album of the most hideous ones • 10 Things You'll Notice about a middle school dance • Post-sex etiquette for the modern lover • Tonight "Glee" introduces new songs and covers Adele • What happens when phone sex is just not sexy • We have to wonder if Bristol Palin's new look is all weight loss •Can men and women be just friends? •Wedding mishaps from movies

If Bristol Palin Can Promote Abstinence…

So, apparently Bristol Palin is rolling in the dough from participating in the Candie's Foundation's abstinence campaign . If your saying "whaat?!" right now then we are in total agreement. How can Little Miss Get Pregnant at 18 While Your mom is Running for VP be making so much money promoting something she knows nothing about. It got us thinking...if Bristol Palin can make this much money for promoting abstinence, then who else should be making mad dough for being a complete hypocrite...

Politicians' Children Speak Out: Should We be Listening?

If I was taught anything in my high school etiquette class (true story) besides which fork to use for which meal, I was taught that there are two subjects you should never bring up: religion and politics. And since I’m still a little fuzzy on the whole spoon thing I figure why not break another one of those rules.

Feb 4, 2011

Leave the Book Writing to the Pros, Hollywood!

So pigs are officially flying, Hell has frozen over, and Hermes Birkin bags are buy one/get one free. Didn’t you hear? The Kardashians penned a bestseller, y’all! Pick those jaws up off the floor, it totally happened…and if the sales reports are accurate, there’s a good chance you yourself purchased a copy of Kardashian Konfidential.

Dec 2, 2010

Nov 19, 2010

WTF Friday: Most Confusing Message Ever

What were they smoking when they came up with this crackpot commericial for abstinence? No seriously. Does anyone really think that The Situation is a good spokesperson for anything, let alone anything involving smart sex decisions?

Aug 6, 2010

Gossip Cheat Sheet: Hungry for Some Hollywood Hoop-La

As Hollywood stirs the pot of gossip-shaped noodles, I'm eating spoonful after spoonful. Hollywood always gives us the generous opportunity to lift all of our own emotional flounders and replace them with the train-wrecks and idiots overpopulating the City of Angels. This week, however, was rather chill for (most) celebs.

Aug 4, 2010

Bristol and Levi Don’t Need Marriage for Fame

Wasilla, Alaska won’t be seeing any casting call flyers hanging around Main St. any time soon. The faux-engagement of town darlings (or terrors), Bristol and Levi, failed to get them a reality show, so the two have called it off…for now. While they may not be worthy stars in their own right, I think if Bristi (Levstol? Brevi? What was their nickname, anyway?) were open to appearing on an already existing show, they might have a shot at stardom.

Jul 15, 2010

From PopEater: Bristol Recount’s Levi’s Proposal in Video

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston, who shared news of their engagement yesterday, filmed a video for Us Weekly speaking about the exciting tidings. In the clip, Bristol remembers the day Levi, 20, proposed to her...

Jul 1, 2010

7 Reasons Teenage Celebs Should Stay Quiet

I hate to say this, but there should be a rule against speaking enforced for celebrities that are still in...