Kendall and Kylie also skipped the nuptials.
If you haven’t heard, Brody Jenner, step brother to the Kardashian sisters, older brother to Kendall and Kylie and, of...
"It was exhausting. And next, the Fashion Police. Please be kind on me, I'm new at this."
There are three things I need for a good party night: a few shots of cheap vodka, a cute outfit and the perfect party companions. And I've done a good job rounding up the three, if I do say so myself. Like most college girls, I've perfected the art of the party and have plenty of Facebook photos to prove it.
Yesterday I tripped up some stairs, yes up. That's okay though, because it was still the best day ever. As I hobbled back home and onto my couch, the sweet sound of gossip news on E! informed me that my childhood love, Justin Timberlake was finally, and truly single. Score! It got me thinking, why are so many hollywood hotties tied down?
Dear "That Guy", Your ability to drink in excess and ruin 95% of pictures taken at parties gets me hot and bothered. I think it's uhh... adorable that you maintain your appearance to the point where I question your sexual orientation. I guess I respect the fact that you tweeze, bleach and pluck more than me.
Guess who decided to up and pull a diva move? No, Mariah Carey isn’t castrating an intern for bringing her flat water instead of sparking (though, probably she is). It’s those darn Jersey Shore kids! Rumor has it that before the second season has even premiered, they’re fighting for salary raises, refusing to do a third season unless their demands are met.
Anyone else see that one coming? I know I didn’t. I spent the entire episode scribbling notes about the forced endings for all of the characters, Brody’s horrible attempt at tears at Kristin’s goodbye party, and questioning the whole “Kristin is moving to Europe” plotline when we all know she’s still trolling L.A. in a bikini and heels.
It's the end of an era. After 6 seasons of fake drama, long and uncomfortable staring, and fights over cocktails that no one seems to pay for, The Hills is coming to an end tonight. There are many rumors surrounding tonight's one-hour episode, like whether Speidi will make an appearance, if LC will show up and if Audrina and JB will get back together.
• Who does Simon think should replace him? • Pics of Wal-mart shoppers never get old. • Surprise! Kate Hudson dates another washed-up rocker. • Keep your ex in your past. For real! • This probably isn't the best idea, Brody Jenner. • Where did Lindsay Lohan go wrong?
With the series finale of The Hills coming up next week (moment of silence....) it seems the producers tried to pack as much as they could into last night's episode. For the first time in history we only got one long stare (between Stephanie and her motorcycle man)! But that might have something to do with the fact that Audrina was M.I.A.
• Jelly shoes are one thing, but jelly BOOTS?! • Brody Jenner and Kristin just don't do it. • Are Brad and Angie gonna tie the knot? • A guide for hipster's summer wear. • Why you should stay Facebook friends with your ex. • Wonder Woman gets a MAJOR makeover.
Have you ever tried eating animal crackers while watching The Hills? I have…out of a Costco basin…. and those little guys are so crunchy I couldn’t hear a thing. I can’t tell you how many times I had to rewind the show so I didn’t miss anything important. Which, as it turns out, was a total waste of time once I actually listened to what was going on: