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Current Events Cheat Sheet: The Plot Thickens for Japan

As if the devastation from the 9.0-magnitude earthquake and ensuing tsunami weren’t enough, Japan continues to deal with threats from a damaged nuclear power plant. Ready for some numbers that will stop you in your tracks? The current death toll stands at 8,100, 12,000 people remain missing and 452,000 have been displaced. These figures, unfortunately, are on the rise.

Lindsay Lohan, We Are Really Getting Concerned

This morning, Twitter told me two very interesting things: 1. DrunkenCooking is now following me and 2. Lindsay Lohan (fresh from rehab and jail) admitted to failing her most recent drug test. For me, this means I've made it big. For Lilo, this means another 30 days in the slammer.

Jul 26, 2009

Overheard: Arfken, Dog Wizard

(Two guys, talking next to a weight bench.) Guy 1: We skied a whole bunch last winter. Do you partake? Guy 2: Yeah, sometimes. You're talking about cocaine, right?

Jan 7, 2009

Candy Dish: Congrats, Jennifer Garner!

She and Ben Affleck have themselves another little girl. And this is why I hate chair lifts. Because everyone needs...

Nov 5, 2008

Drug Supplier’s Blackbook Reveals Usual Suspects???

Celebs and drugs, is there a better combination? I think not. Amy Winehouse is up to her usual snorting, shooting-up,...

Oct 23, 2008

Candy Dish: Gary Busey Uses Dog for Drugs

Gary Busey is more effed up than we ever thought. And in more dog news: Katheryn Heigl eats them. Save...

Oct 13, 2008

Amy Winehouse Loves Candy (and Drugs)

Amy Winehouse may be totally cracked out, but that doesn’t mean her brain isn’t working. The girl is innovative. When...

Sep 26, 2008

Amy Winehouse Has a Vomit Issue

We all know Amy Winehouse has some problemos. Mostly involving crack, horse tranquilizers and really, really gross hair. But even...

Aug 25, 2008

Welcome to College (And All The Weird Situations it Brings)!

Launching your cute little self out of your comfort zone and into the land of college is exciting…’cause, if your...