Let’s face it: most people hate small talk. Sure, it can get you through a few minutes with someone you...
The hardest conversations are always the most important
They may be hard, but they're important.
Talk isn't always so cheap.
(Girl, bringing a drink back to a table.) Guy: Whad'ya get? Girl: It's a gimlet. Guy: Oh. We usually freeze those. Or put them in the gravy.
(Two girls, on a campus bus.) Girl 1: So did they have sex? Girl 2: No, they boarded Penetration Station but the train never left.
(Guy and girl in tour group, walking through campus.) Guy: Flying's weird. Turbulence feels like you're ... hitting a ton of small animals, or something. Girl: Ohh-kay. Don't know you well enough for that kind of humor yet.
(Guy, girl, in a restaurant.) Guy: I've heard from Davis and Florida State. Girl: Wait, Florida State? Where's that?
(Girls, talking at dinner.) Girl: Today was horrible. Girl 2: Yeah? Girl 1: I had the worst headache. It was so bad, I couldn't pee.
(Two girls, walking) Girl 1: OK, we take this to the grave. Girl 2: Yeah, no one can find out. Girl 1: Kinda like the time I cried in the Lizzie McGuire movie. Girl 2: Or when you peed on Stacie's boots
(Girls, at breakfast.) Girl 1: How was the party? Girl 2: Weird. Some guy and his girlfriend trapped me in the bathroom all night.
(Girls, watching television in the lounge.) Girl 1: I just like Peyton and beer. Girl 2: I'd hit Peyton. I'd hit his chin, too, if he had. one.
(Two girls, walking.) Girl 1: So how was last night? Girl 2: It was great. Craziest sex I've ever had.... But I'm worried. I think he might like me.