cosmo magazine

Mar 13, 2012

Cosmo Says The Darndest Things: April Edition

In Megan Fox’s piece, she gushes about how wonderful it is to be married. I can’t help but wonder – how did that happen? I thought she was going to be a single vixen forever – a la Angelina Jolie (because her and Brad aren’t technically married). But she does call herself out in the Cosmo Quiz by saying, “I’m not as vapid/bitchy or fit as I look.” Well, that’s good.

Dec 20, 2011

Cosmo Says the Darndest Things: January Edition

I flew across some interesting factoids about how to boost his ego after sex. How does Cosmo want you to do it? Say, "That thing you do with your tongue is unbelievable!" Whew, I'm getting exhausted just thinking about this. But maybe it's just been too long since I've had a popsicle.

This Post Grad Life: The Seductive Tidbits to Living Like French Women

Fine, I'll admit it. I got the idea from a recent Cosmopolitan article, sue me. But also, please nod in approval for me finding the only semi-classy article in Cosmo. The article inspired my heart strings. French women live fabulously, non-apologetically, mysteriously, seductively....I couldn't pull my eyes away from it and obvi I have to share it with you.

Candy Dish: Oh Captain, My Captain

Captain America loses to Jimmy beer pong •Don't do this to your boyfriend....ever •Draco Malfoy: The delivery boy •Shocking things men don't like...according to Cosmo •Last minute costume ideas before tonight's premiere! •Jake Gyllenhaal is definitely a manly man •20 mental barriers you need to let go of

Jul 14, 2011

Cosmo Says the Darndest Things: June Edition

Man, after a long day at work, it sure is nice to curl up on my couch with a lusty and luscious Cosmo and some Cameron Diaz sideboob! Which, by the way, I stared at for 10 minutes, wondering what would happen to dear Cameron if a gust of wind (or just some heavy breathing) blew through. I mean, can that even qualify as a shirt?

Apr 19, 2011

Cosmo Says the Darndest Things: May Edition

When it comes to Cosmo, there are two things I believe in wholeheartedly: 1. It is best read in the privacy of your own bedroom (or bathroom). 2. Every celebrity that agrees to be on the cover signs an 'airbrush the shiz outta my titties' waver the moment they waltz in to the photoshoot with their bag of grapes and that teacup puppy in their purse.

Mar 8, 2011

Cosmo Says The Darndest Things: April Edition

I don't know if I've been watching too much True Blood lately (or if it's the orange mood lighting in my apartment right now), but Olivia Wilde's face on the cover of Cosmo this month actually freaked me out. And she's a beautiful human specimen! Is Charlie Sheen doing the photoshop editing over at the Cosmo offices these days?

Feb 15, 2011

Cosmo Says the Darndest Things: March Edition

Between Lea Michele's airbrushed cascading titty cleav, the Sex Quiz, demands to 'Get Naked!' and articles dedicated to 'His Thighs Only,' I had to check and make sure I didn't accidentally grab a Playboy. Um, 'scuse me Cosmo, but do you need to start packaging condoms with your magazine from now on?

Oct 6, 2010

Candy Dish: Hot Guys Give Fashion Advice

• And, obvi, we listen. • What's LiLo's get rich secret?? • Is post-sex snacking an evolutionary thing? • What's goin on over at Twitter HQ? • Sears collaborates with a UK fashion powerhouse. • Tell us: which CC writer is your favorite?

Aug 17, 2010

Cosmo Says The Darndest Things: September Edition

If Jessica Alba's bodacious blow-out didn't catch my eye this month on the September cover of Cosmo, the giant 'Untamed Va-jay-jays' headline sure did. What the hell is an untamed vajay? Seriously, this isn't the Discovery Channel for body parts, Cosmo. Naturally (pun intended) I was gnawing at the bit to get inside the mag and get reading.

Jul 20, 2010

Cosmo Says the Darndest Things: August Edition

The minute, and I mean the minute, I spotted Britney Spear's discolored blond extensions on the cover of Cosmopolitan this month, I grasped the magazine tightly in my fingertips, sighed extravagantly and hugged my copy. This means I get to read one of those famous Cosmo Quizzes filled out by B. Spears!

Mar 26, 2010

Weekly Wrap Up: Springtime is Making Me Giddy

It is that time of year folks; time to dig out your flippy floppies, cut-offs and prance off to class in a spring air bliss. Seriously, this time of year makes me feel like writing poetry, listening to Bon Jovi , and sparking up conversation with the campus squirrels. Yep, spring makes me so beyond happy, it is borderline frightening