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Nov 2, 2011

Candy Dish: Baby, Baby, Baby NO

•Justin Bieber says he is not the father. •Taylor Lautner's gone indie. •Is it possible to drink alcohol and still lose weight? •We're willing to bet this guy's going to be your next celeb crush. •Wait, isn't this just Twilight with zombies? •Adele receives the full-body treatment on the cover of Cosmo.

May 24, 2011

Cosmo Says the Darndest Things: June Edition

Man, after a long day at work, it sure is nice to curl up on my couch with a lusty and luscious Cosmo and some Cameron Diaz sideboob! Which, by the way, I stared at for 10 minutes, wondering what would happen to dear Cameron if a gust of wind (or just some heavy breathing) blew through. I mean, can that even qualify as a shirt?

Apr 19, 2011

Cosmo Says the Darndest Things: May Edition

When it comes to Cosmo, there are two things I believe in wholeheartedly: 1. It is best read in the privacy of your own bedroom (or bathroom). 2. Every celebrity that agrees to be on the cover signs an 'airbrush the shiz outta my titties' waver the moment they waltz in to the photoshoot with their bag of grapes and that teacup puppy in their purse.

Cosmo Says The Darndest Things: April Edition

I don't know if I've been watching too much True Blood lately (or if it's the orange mood lighting in my apartment right now), but Olivia Wilde's face on the cover of Cosmo this month actually freaked me out. And she's a beautiful human specimen! Is Charlie Sheen doing the photoshop editing over at the Cosmo offices these days?

Birthday Faves: 21 Things I Learned in My 21st Year

Just last February, I was planning my 21st birthday party. Now, I’m facing 22 (or as I like to call it 21+1) straight on. Even though the last twelve months have gone by, it feels like just yesterday I was indulging in jello shots and margaritas. For my 21st. Because just yesterday I was indulging in jello shots and margaritas.

Feb 25, 2011

Cosmo Says the Darndest Things: March Edition

Between Lea Michele's airbrushed cascading titty cleav, the Sex Quiz, demands to 'Get Naked!' and articles dedicated to 'His Thighs Only,' I had to check and make sure I didn't accidentally grab a Playboy. Um, 'scuse me Cosmo, but do you need to start packaging condoms with your magazine from now on?

Feb 13, 2011

CC Beauty Live: The Cosmo+Olay Edition

So if you haven’t heard by now, I am in the latest issue of Cosmopolitan Magazine on page 36!  I...

Dec 21, 2010

Cosmo Says the Darndest Things: January Edition

Sometimes Cosmo really just makes me angry. Not that I'm going to stop reading it, mind you, but mad enough to sigh as I flip through the same ish month after month. Every article inside Cosmo is as predictable as the results of a spelling bee between Mark Zuckerburg and Paris Hilton. I know a Cosmo mag better than I know the recipe for Velveeta. And well, that's embarrassing for me to admit.

Dec 12, 2010

CC Beauty Live: Holiday Updos (2 for 1!)

The holidays are my favorite time of the year because I feel like it gives us all an excuse to get all prettied up almost every day. There are just tons of holiday parties and gatherings, which I l-o-v-e getting dressed up for. But my favorite part of all? The hair!

Nov 16, 2010

Cosmo Says The Darndest Things: December Edition

Guess who's making a cameo on the cover of Cosmo this month? None other than, Julia Stiles! Wait, the current younger generation probably doesn't even know who this homeskillet is. Girlfriend, where have you been? I haven't seen her in Hollywood since she rocked the boat in Save the Last Dance. (Oh, oopsie poopsie, Cosmo just informed me she has a dark role in Dexter).

Oct 19, 2010

Cosmo Says the Darndest Things: November Edition

First, take off his pants! No, seriously. Cosmo wants you to. And next, treat him to the sexy strokes he's been craving all along...but won't as for (like that one where you make little crawling motions with your fingers from his hips to his chin). Wait, stop! Would you jump off a bridge if Cosmo did?!

Sep 21, 2010

Cosmo Says the Darndest Things: October Edition

When I saw October's cover of Cosmo, the headline 'Own His Orgasm! What Men Really Want Right Before Blast Off,' I almost considered going to church next Sunday. Whoa, Cosmo. Pump the breaks a bit, shall we? I haven't even busted this baby open yet and I'm already getting weird stares from the check-out lady in Target.