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Aug 17, 2010

Cosmo Says The Darndest Things: September Edition

If Jessica Alba's bodacious blow-out didn't catch my eye this month on the September cover of Cosmo, the giant 'Untamed Va-jay-jays' headline sure did. What the hell is an untamed vajay? Seriously, this isn't the Discovery Channel for body parts, Cosmo. Naturally (pun intended) I was gnawing at the bit to get inside the mag and get reading.

Jul 20, 2010

Cosmo Says the Darndest Things: August Edition

The minute, and I mean the minute, I spotted Britney Spear's discolored blond extensions on the cover of Cosmopolitan this month, I grasped the magazine tightly in my fingertips, sighed extravagantly and hugged my copy. This means I get to read one of those famous Cosmo Quizzes filled out by B. Spears!

Jun 22, 2010

Cosmo Says The Darndest Things: July Edition

True to form, this month I loyally snatched my July edition of Cosmo. I couldn't help wondering what on earth my girl Shakira was wearing on the cover. Was that a lace leotard and jeans? And after seeing the headline: "Vaginas Under Attack" I couldn't wait to snap open the magazine, whip out my notepad and get reading. Just like middle school!

Cosmo Says the Darndest Things: June Edition

Every month when I pick up my Cosmo, my roommate always picks it up off the coffee table and starts to read it. It’s entertaining, I know. But really, the only reason I read it is for research for this column. Don’t people (a.k.a my roommate) realize this magazine is filled with nonsense?! It doesn’t even have juicy celeb gossip to read to make me feel like I’m part of the inner celebrity circle.

Cosmo Says the Darndest Things: April Edition

I’ve officially decided the best way to read Cosmo is out loud on Spring Break with your best friends. Maybe it was the rum in our (multiple) Miami Vices, but we couldn’t help but crack up at all the advice Cosmo had to offer in this month’s issue.

Chatting It Up With Kate White, Editor in Chief of Cosmo

Whenever I find myself in an ice breaker situation and people ask me that annoying "Who would you want to have dinner with, alive or dead" question, I always answer the same: Cosmo's EIC and best selling author, Kate White.

Mar 16, 2010

Feb 18, 2010

Sexy Time: Toys for Two

As our parents told us in a desperate attempt to keep us away from promiscuity – sex with someone you...

Feb 17, 2010

Cosmo Says the Darndest Things: March Edition

This month’s issue of Cosmo may just take the award for most insightful published information yet. (Where's that sarcastic font when we need it most?) First we learn what kind of behavior is too freaky to fix on a man… such as someone who Tweets every time you switch positions in bed.

Feb 7, 2010

21 Things I Learned in My 21st Year

Just last February, I was planning my 21st birthday party. Now, I’m facing 22 (or as I like to call it 21+1) straight on. Even though the last twelve months have gone by, it feels like just yesterday I was indulging in jello shots and margaritas. For my 21st. Because just yesterday I was indulging in jello shots and margaritas.

Jan 19, 2010

Bad Advice Women Get: Let Guys Be Guys

Because I spent kindergarten through 8th grade at a single-sex school, I didn’t have too many interactions with guys until I was about 14. That means that for much of my life, most of the stuff I “knew” about people with Y-chromosomes came from poring over the pages of mags like Seventeen and Glamour.

Dec 31, 2009

Sexy Time: Tech-Sexy

It's officially the future, people, and while there may not be flying cars just yet, the advancements in technology are plentiful. Especially when it comes to gettin' some. Yes, sex has gone tech, and I'm talking about more than those nakey photos you've been sending to the boyf.

Dec 24, 2009

Sexy Time: Last Minute Gifts Get Sexy

If you're one of those slackers who leaves your Christmas shopping until Christmas Eve (much to the scorn of retail workers everywhere) there’s no need to fret. Sex can be a great gift to anyone on your list this year. Yeah, that’s right, I said anyone. Now before you start calling me perverted, let me show you what I mean.

Dec 16, 2009

Cosmo Says The Darndest Things: January Edition

Even though this month's Cosmo is all about the new year, it just included more of the same old: a feature on Girl-on-Top, a few pointers on how to get hot guys naked, and their annual Bedside Astrologer (!!). It also featured a two page lingerie spread with advice from the Victoria’s Secret Angels…then continued to reference VS like 6 more times throughout the issue.