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Jul 13, 2009

Cosmo Says The Darndest Things: August Edition

The August issue of Cosmo brings us this year’s annual “Hot Issue” (not to be confused with the “Sexy” issue). Cosmo informs the general female public on how to get and stay hot with helpful tips such as putting shaving cream in your hair and telling your boyfriend he’s hot—before someone else does.

Jun 15, 2009

Cosmo Says the Darndest Things: July Edition

This month’s Cosmo was full of summer fun ideas and beat-the-heat ideas that sound like they might actually work. But July’s issue had it all: A woman with a PHD who analyzes Speidi PDA! Un-cheesy 4th of July looks! A new advice column by Chelsea Handler!(!!) And, of course, some semi-misguided advice…

Apr 7, 2009

10 Things We Wish Guys Knew

I recently ran into an article in Cosmo in which a guy listed 10 things he wished girls knew about guys. Funny, sure, but not quite on target about everything. Anyway, it got me thinking about some things that I think guys need to know about us.

Cosmo Says The Darndest Things: February Edition

I am a Cosmo devotee. Have been since I started stealing my mom’s when I was twelve. I am amazed...

Candy Dish: Plaxico Burress Shoots Himself…Then Gets Arrested

New York football players are dumb, but (DAMN) they have great arms. We’ve used our breasts for good (like getting...

Dec 1, 2008

Hottest Cover Guys…yum

People Magazine just came out with their Sexiest Man Alive issue and this year’s sex god is none other than...

Nov 20, 2008

Sep 16, 2008

Cosmo Says the Darndest Things, October Edition

I am a Cosmo devotee. Have been since I started stealing my mom’s when I was twelve. I am amazed...

Jul 3, 2008

Candy Dish: Britney Back In Love

Looks like Ms. Spears has taken her pap bf (with the narly chin hair) back. It’s so cute! They both...

Jun 30, 2008

Red, White, and Booze: 4th of July Cocktails

Ah, the Fourth of July. The best day of the entire summer to sit back, throw some burgers on the...

Jun 11, 2008

Crazy Sex Positions? Totally worth it.

Sometimes I work out these elaborate sex scenes in my head. It’s like I’m a porn star-but even cooler cause...

Apr 24, 2008

The Top Five Least Sexy Heartthrobs

Maybe it’s just that I’m getting old and I don’t understand kids today. I don’t watch MTV, hell, I don’t...

Sep 17, 2007

This Is Why I Don’t Miss High School

• Apparently, the kids are calling it “juking” these days. But back when I was in high school it was...

Sep 11, 2007

The Gray-Rape Myth

Ladies, take note: the magazine that we love to hate, Cosmopolitan, is touting the sex trend du jour. It seems...

Jul 11, 2007

Cosmo’s “Hottest” Sex Tips…DON’T Try at Home

I have always felt that most of the sex tips dispensed in magazines such as Cosmopolitan are completely ridiculous and...

Jun 8, 2007

Cosmo Makes Me Stupider

I’ve been reading Cosmo for a really long time—which is surprising since they’ve pretty much been putting out the same...