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18 Reasons Why Kate Upton is NOT Better Than You

Back when Kate Upton's Sports Illustrated cover came out, we gave you 17 reasons why Kate Upton is better than you. The post was made in fun, and was meant to celebrate Kate for being a beautiful, confident lady.

May 2, 2012

Feb 24, 2012

WTF Friday: A Senior Citizen Expains the Business of Going Down

This morning, a post over at Em and Lo caught our eye. They featured a comment from one of their readers on a post about oral sex. To be more exact, it was a post called "How Do I Tell My BF He Sucks at Oral?" Here's what the comment said...

Jan 26, 2012

Candy Dish: Models Only

• PR tells guests not to bring ugly friends to party. • Oprah is Blue Ivy's godmother. • Netflix is going downhill fast. • Ashton not concerned with Demi Moore. • Add a little lace to your look • Kim K just followed her heart!

Nov 22, 2011

Tuffy Luv Is Creeped Out

My roommate forced me to get an account on plentyoffish.com, where I actually met a really nice guy, Ryan. We started talking and I found out that we went to the same high school, and graduated the same year (coincidence!). We talked on Plenty of Fish for a few days and then I gave him my phone number (we did go to high school together, after all).

Dec 22, 2010

Resolutions for the Annoying People in Your Life

It’s almost the big 20-11 and that means it’s time to make your list of New Year’s Resolutions. Or more importantly make resolutions for all the absolutely annoying people around you -- or should we say, resolutions to help you deal with them better. You know, so you don't strangle anyone this year.

Sep 17, 2010

WTF Friday: She Vants to Suck Your Blood

Years before girls were swooning over Twilight and seriously debating werewolves vs. vampires, this mentally unstable psycho delightful and charming young woman was living as a real-life vampire.

Mar 21, 2010

Overheard: What Am I Made Of

(Guy and girl in tour group, walking through campus.) Guy: Flying's weird. Turbulence feels like you're ... hitting a ton of small animals, or something. Girl: Ohh-kay. Don't know you well enough for that kind of humor yet.

Jan 12, 2010

5 Guys Who Should Be Banned From Dating Sites

Recently, BeautifulPeople.com - an online dating service for, well, beautiful people – cleansed itself of its fatter members. After receiving customer complaints (from some ridiculously good looking people, I presume), the website went through and kicked out anyone with a little extra junk in their trunk.