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Oct 13, 2008

Why I Hate Being a Silver Medal

When I say “silver medal”, I’m not talking about the Olympics or sports or anything like that. I’m talking about...

Sep 9, 2008

You Always Remember Your Worst

I consider myself an equal opportunity dater: non-discriminatory and always up for a new challenge. That’s not to say this...

Aug 4, 2008

I Love Money: Episode 5 – Don’t Cry for Me, Entertainer

Because our usual I Love Money recapper is enjoying a summer vacay (lucky biatch), I was commissioned to watch and...

Sex, Lies, and Breaking it Off

Seriously, how awkward is the break-up convo? In the words of 90s one-hit-wonder Nada Surf, “even if you’ve gone together...

Jul 27, 2008

Are Mine the Only Dry Eyes in the Place?

I’m really not a crier. Not at movies, when I’m sad, when I’m frustrated, nothing. It just doesn’t happen. My...

May 10, 2008

Teacher To Students: “You’re Mean, I’m Suing!”

When I was in high school I made my teacher cry. It wasn’t my fault she was in her first...