"You make me sound like a big creep."
Happy birthday Dakota Fanning!
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I haven't picked up an issue of Cosmo since, like, 2007, but I still felt an intense sense of deja vu while flipping through it. I am amazed at the way they can regurgitate the same sex tips over and over and over again. Did you know that guys like when you stroke them and suck them at the same time?
Of all things corrupting the youth of America, the very worst is Cosmopolitan magazine. Sure, it's the best-selling lifestyle bible of the female demographic, but now that the publication is putting actresses like Dakota Fanning and Selena Gomez on the cover, the printed pamphlet for blended orgasms and all-star blowjobs seems to be catering to a new generation of sexually active females.
Remember when you were a freshman and lived in a dorm that smelled like mildew? Well check out Dakota Fanning's freshman crib. She has a two-bedroom apartment all to herself. At many colleges, all freshman are required to live on campus, but I guess that doesn't apply when you've been in The Cat in the Hat.
Dakota Fanning’s little sister, Elle, is making her big blockbuster debut this weekend in Steven Spielberg’s sci-fi Super 8. And it got us to thinking, not only must celebrity siblings have much better closets to steal clothes from (Elle, did you wear my Twilight premiere dress again without asking!?!), but also much more intense sibling rivalry. Suddenly you trying to one-up your sibling by getting straight A's is looking pretty low key.
Have you ever seen a movie about a songwriter or a filmmaker where the things around them inspire their art, like Walk the Line about Johnny Cash? The Runaways is not that movie. Fowley inspires the band’s songs. Fowley tells the band to think like guys, to only care about orgasms, to give themselves to the crowd then take themselves away at the last second.
If you're not a huge gossiper/have a subscription to every tabloid/read the gossip blogs religiously/understand the issue that is Suri Cruise's choice in footwear, it's hard to understand what all your crazy, celebrity-obsessed friends are talking about. I mean, it's hard enough to tell the Jonas Brothers apart - how does anyone keep up with Britney Spears' relationship status (are they on? off? on? is she shaving her head again?!)?
[I like to think of myself as a pretty easy going gal and try not to sweat the small stuff....
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