Diary of the Undateable
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What Does Undateable Mean? – The Farewell Post [Diary of the Undateable]
So what makes me undateable? I mean, I’ve been writing about how I am for two and a half years…but what does it all mean, exactly?
I Survived The Third Date [Diary of the Undateable]
The first date indicates if a person’s worth your time. The second date is a way to see if the spark is really there. The third date, though? That’s when you’re officially in it to win it.
Single Girl Myths Debunked, Vol. III [Diary of the Undateable]
When I block a guy, I don’t have to go through the motions of hoping and thinking that it’s him. Because it isn’t. Because he can’t get through to me.
It All Started With Flappy Bird [Diary of the Undateable]
“Have you thought about selling your iPhone with Flappy Bird on it?” Mike from Tinder asked me, one day before...
Don't Fall Into His Check-Up Text Trap [Diary of the Undateable]
I know that the power in a relationship falls under the person who cares the least…and as awful as it sounds, I’ve grown to hate being the person who cares the most.
No Benefits In This Friendship [Diary of the Undateable]
A few days after our date, Big Kid asked me for a picture. Not a smizing selfie or even an Instagram screenshot, but a photo. Of the dirty variety.
I'm Willingly Getting Into Trouble [Diary of the Undateable]
Relax and live a little, she said. It’ll be fun, she said. You won’t get hurt, she said. And true to her nature, she’s dumb as hell for thinking that.
On Being Unapologetically Upfront [Diary of the Undateable]
Richie was a weirdo. I’d already decided this 30 seconds after we matched on Tinder.
Paying to Play the Dating Game [Diary of the Undateable]
You know, I’d always heard horror stories about how painful waxing is. It’s not like I hadn’t experienced it in a smaller dosage – I routinely got my eyebrows waxed. But there is a huge difference between getting your brows waxed and getting a Brazilian. HUGE.
All Text, No Action [Diary of the Undateable]
A few months ago, I received the most unique message that I’ve received on OkCupid thus far. And by unique, I mean something other than “I like your boobs.”
Are We Too Lazy for Real Love? [Diary of the Undateable]
Out of curiosity, I asked my little sister and cousin how they meet boys these days. They gave me typical answers to be expected of teens: parties, pools, summer camp. One answer surprised me, though – Instagram.
In Defense of the Read Receipt [Diary of the Undateable]
My feelings have been hurt many times by the good ol’ RR…including by my dad. My own FATHER, y’all.
I Want My Own Love Story, And That's Okay [Diary of the Undateable]
I want the little things…like a guy who writes me love letters – or in this day and age, love texts – every morning. I want “just because” flowers. And besides the tangible stuff – I want to feel like I’m a princess.
