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Apr 4, 2012

$500,000 and 10 Other Awesome Things I Wouldn't Take From Tucker Max

Planned Parenthood just turned down a donation of $500,000. At first glance, that seems like an awfully dumb thing to do. Why would an organization that needs so much support right now turn down a donation that large? Because the proposed donation was from Tucker Max. Yes, the same Tucker Max that has made a career of being a slimy, misogynist womanizer.

Jul 1, 2011

13 Facebook Tricks Guys Use To Look Cool

Those lovable bros over at BroBible.com have once again attempted to tarnish the sterling facades us girls put up just to please them (riiiight…). The latest topic up for debate: The 15 Most Common Ways Girls Try to Look Hotter on Facebook. From butts out to boobs smooshed, they’re calling us out on all our “tricks” of the online trade.

Feb 18, 2011

Friday Faves: An Open Letter to “That Guy”

Dear "That Guy", Your ability to drink in excess and ruin 95% of pictures taken at parties gets me hot and bothered. I think it's uhh... adorable that you maintain your appearance to the point where I question your sexual orientation. I guess I respect the fact that you tweeze, bleach and pluck more than me.

Tuffy Luv Breaks It Down

I've been with my boyfriend for a little over a year and I love him. That is something that must be understood first and foremost. However, over the past couple of months I keep thinking about breaking up with him. He is immature, selfish, and inconsiderate. He has never bought me anything for my birthday, Valentines Day, Christmas, Sweetest Day, or our anniversary.

Nov 23, 2010

Friday Faves: Telltale Signs of a Douchebag

Despite what She's All That claimed during our formative middle-school years, no amount of makeup-free-artistic lonely girl can transform a douchebag into a gentleman. However we all like to believe that we are Belle and if we just love them enough (and listen to the talking cupboard) we can turn every beast into a prince.

Nov 5, 2010

13 Facebook Tricks Guys Use To Look “Cool”

Those lovable bros over at BroBible.com have once again attempted to tarnish the sterling facades us girls put up just to please them (riiiight…). The latest topic up for debate: The 15 Most Common Ways Girls Try to Look Hotter on Facebook. From butts out to boobs smooshed, they’re calling us out on all our “tricks” of the online trade.

Oct 7, 2010

Oct 4, 2010

Candy Dish: You’re Fired

• The worst thing you can do to your boss • Need a quick fix? Here's an idea. • He's the ultimate wedding crasher • Win a free mixology kit! • 10 signs you're dating a d-bagOn campus ban has students going crazy

Sep 21, 2010

Tuffy Luv Hates Creeps

Dear Tuffy Luv, I've been with my bf for two and a half years and I think it's a good thing to be friends with his three guy best friends. Not in a way that says 'I'm gonna be THAT girl and force myself into all of your conversations and hang out times,' but they are a big part of my life. They aren't going anywhere, they all grew up together, and I'm glad my guy has some really good friends who know him so well.

Feb 23, 2010

Tuffy Luv Sez: Soulmate…Or Just Some Guy?

Dear Tuffy Luv, So my problem is about a guy. He goes to college with my best friend whom I visit kinda often. Last month, I visited and he was around but we were both with our significant others so I didn't look at him twice. But this weekend I visited my friend and he was around and neither of our significant others were there. He was going through some sh*t and we talked for a bit.

Feb 2, 2010

Bad Advice Women Get: Date Like a D-Bag

I can’t speak for every school, of course, but at Columbia, it’s hard out there for a single girl. According to statistics I made up just now, approximately half the guys at this place are gay, thirty percent of them are in long-term relationships, and the remaining twenty are generally kinda weird. (Many in a cute way, but some in a… not so cute way.)

Jul 16, 2009

You Might Be Crazy If…

Are you psychotic in relationships? Have your significant others ever called you a crazy bitch? Insane? Needy? Any of the above? Here’s some signs that you just might be:

Feb 21, 2009

Telltale Signs of a Douchebag

Despite what She’s All That claimed during our formative middle-school years, no amount of makeup-free-artistic lonely girl can transform a...

Jan 2, 2009

The CC Weekly Weigh In: Our New Year’s Resolutions

Hello, 2009! We didn’t start the year off in the best way (laying on the couch, chugging water and eating...