douchebags

Feb 21, 2013

10 Types of Douchebags You’ll Meet in College

Dating is one big battlefield and with douchelords roaming freely around my campus and in D.C., I’ve learned to spot these land mine lovers from a distance. Luckily, I haven’t dated every single douchebag on the list, but I know people who know people who’ve gone on the dates and been in the relationships.

Jun 22, 2012

Thinking Like a Man…I Think [Diary of the Undateable]

I’m confused. One minute I’m a booty call. The next minute, we don’t talk at all. Another minute, we’re flirting like crazy. And now he’s acting like he wants nothing to do with me.

Apr 20, 2012

10 Types of Douchebags You'll Probably Run Into [Diary of the Undateable]

I firmly believe that for every nice guy on Earth, there are 20 jerks to balance out the ratio. That...

Nice Guys are Douchebags Too

We've all met them. Guys who appear to be nice, wholesome, respectful-of-women types, and then they do something awful. Maybe it's a guy you were BFF with and totally adored, but he friend-zoned you and told you he wasn't looking for a relationship, but then was dating a super hot girl two weeks later.

Nov 30, 2011

Candy Dish: Her Hips Don't Lie

•Shakira's racy new video featuring a pole dance...and Pitbull? •And the douche bag award goes to... •Why you should follow the cell phone etiquette at movie theaters •The teaser for Katy Perry's new song •9 ways to jazz up your LBD •Get the knockoff version of Christian Louboutin's Lady Daf pumps •Lady Gaga's not vain in the slightest

Jun 8, 2011

Nov 5, 2010

WTF Friday: This is a Youtube Disaster

Do you have low self-esteem? Have you been shot at or stabbed before? Are you not one of those outspoken Beyonce types? Then it's your lucky day, girlfriend. I present to you two men who know exactly what they want...and something makes me think they're not getting it.

Feb 15, 2010

The Weekly Ten: John Mayer Isn’t The Worst Guy On Earth

As I'm sure anyone with an internet connection, mobile phone, or the ability to read knows: John Mayer is a tremendous douche bag. In a recent interview with Playboy, he reminds America (as if his Twitter feed wasn't proof enough) why he is the most irritating dbag on the planet.

May 30, 2009

Facebook Blasting: The College Age Bullying?

I get that these Facebook blasters are fugly, useless degenerates and not particularly worth my time, but what really irks me is the fact that these rude insults about me are floating around on the internet for everyone to see and I have no way to stop it. No way to defend myself. I'm being bullied and I can't fight back.

Oct 31, 2008

Candy Dish: Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey Go Trick or Treating

There are no words for Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey’s couple costume… Au natural must-haves… David Caruso is the celebrity...

Aug 11, 2008

Candy Dish: Dubya Likes Him Some Beach Volleyball

George W. likes what he sees at the Olympics Cuteness Alert: High-fiving dog and adorable baby A “Trophy Ring” for...

Jun 3, 2008

I Farted, But You Stink: John Sellers Decides Who’s Sexy

Ladies of the world: stop your farting. Also, stop burping, spitting, sweating, and digesting food. Details writer John Sellers has...

Apr 8, 2008

My New Haircut (Caution, Explicit and Hilariously Familiar Dialogue)

If you’ve ever had the pleasure of stumbling across the stereotypical d-bag AKA Guido AKA meathead AKA frat boy, you...