"I know I don't have a homophobic bone in my body."
How is she so funny in a haunted house?
People are not happy.
"We’re a force to be reckoned with."
"It's so f***ed up."
"I was just trying to show the world how I got pregnant in the first place."
She already has a few ideas for baby names.
Double standard, much?
"I can't believe where my life is now."
How do you think she really felt when Donald Trump "stalked her" on the debate stage?
Nothing is off limits.
It's a boy!
Making fun of someone's appearance is not okay period.
Taylor Swift adds three more names to the long, long list of celebrity cameos.
"Maybe if we're on money like men, then we'll start making the same money as men."
Jackie and Kelso are living happily ever after.
"You ever smelled regret?" is the perfect way to describe Fireball.
America's Sweetheart, Ellen DeGeneres, was featured in a JC Penney Christmas ad and the anti-LGBT group One Million Moms has once again criticized the retailer for being 'pro-gay' and tarnishing traditional values. Last April, when Ellen was featured in another ad, OMM started their boycott against JC Penney, determined that their choice to hire the comedian was against OMM values.
In every relationship, one person is the reacher, one who is dating above their level of attractiveness, and one person is the settler…which is a bit more self-explanatory.
What happens when Ellen Degeneres sees that Britney Spears tweeted that she wants to learn the 'Gangnam Style' dance? She brings in PSY from Korea for a little dance lesson. Britney did a great job considering the tight skirt and super tall heels. What can we say? She's still got it!
I don't even think this post really needs an introduction. Ellen DeGeneres is awesome, and hilarious, and she gets people to do and say awesome and hilarious things on her show. What better way to procrastinate than watch a bunch of clips from her show? Happy Sunday, everybody!
Proposition 8 was overturned, and now we have to see that lesbian comedienne Ellen Degeneres as the new face of JCPenney? Where on EARTH will I shop now? Ladies, we've got to do something about this. Let's protest that crazy talk show host so that her homosexuality doesn't taint all our kids' back-to-school clothes and our Christmas shopping.
Ever since Bridesmaids and her Emmy award winning role as Molly in the CBS sitcom, "Mike and Molly," Melissa McCarthy is stealing every single person's heart. She is talented, beautiful and hilarious! Ellen DeGeneres posted a new clip on her YouTube page from when McCarthy stopped by her show recently to talk about the Golden Globes.
Are you an aspiring actress? Or maybe you just really liked The Devil Wears Prada? Either way, it's totally acceptable to dream of becoming as fabulous as Meryl Streep. Well, now you can learn to be a great actress just like Miss Meryl, all thanks to Ellen DeGeneres.
