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Jan 6, 2017

Creepy Guy Asks Out a 16-Year-Old Barista, Blames ‘Age Discrimination’ After Getting in Trouble

Somehow, he doesn't get why a 21-year age difference should have mattered.

Aug 22, 2015

Friendly PSA: Facebook is NOT for These 5 Things

Where would we be without Facebook? Sure, you may not use it all that much nowadays. In fact, the less...

Aug 31, 2011

Ask a Roommate: The Facebook Status

It's so temping to share with the world Facebook how miffed you were when your roommate stumbled in at 3 a.m. on a Tuesday night with some rando. Your girlfriends at home would def feel your pain, and you know they'd leave a few snarky comments on you wall to help ease the severe mental damage you sustained from being woken up at such an ungodly hour.

Single Girl Society: "It's Complicated" But We Don't Need To Know That

There are a lot of complicated things in life – like trying to figure out what’s going on in the Middle East, or why Charlie Sheen is still famous, or what outfit to wear this Friday night – But your Facebook relationship status should not be one of them.

The Weekly Ten: This Semester Needs to End

I love the first week back after Thanksgiving break. No scratch that, I hate it, actually. But what I do like is what that week represents. It’s the beginning of the end.

Dec 6, 2010

Facebook Places: Gettin’ All Up In Your Business Since 2010

Introducing Foursquare for Facebook, called Facebook Places, that takes everyone's favorite stalker application to the next level. Not only will your friends, frenemy's, second cousins, and co-workers be able to check into locations, but they'll also be able to check you into locations. Apparently they're claiming that it's just like tagging someone in a photo because it has a detag option.

Aug 20, 2010

Aug 6, 2010

5 Things You Should Never Do On Facebook

Back in the day (when I still had a MySpace account) Facebook was a brand new platform for social opportunity and getting to know people in college. I remember the days when my status was restricted by the word "is" and I only had 50 pictures tagged of myself at graduation parties and I thought I was super rad. Suddenly, My Space turned into the Britney Spears white trash of all social networks and I was spending the majority of my time on the blue and white pages of Facebook.

Weekly Wrap Up: It’s a Hot Mess Up In Here

You know what's cool? Pit stains. Or not. But thanks to the summer sun, I've got 'em and I have a feeling they'll be sticking around until September. That oughta be good for my social life.

Jul 10, 2010

One Month Challenge: Giving Up Gossiping, Week 2

And so ends my first full week of no gossip.... and it was pretty tough. I would go to tell my family, friends, or boyfriend something and before I even opened my mouth I would have to ask myself if it was gossip. A lot of times, it would be, so I would have to stop, come up with another topic and start over.

Jul 1, 2010

The 9 Friends You Avoid At All Costs

We're all well aware of the friends every girl needs, but what about the friends nobody wants? Is there anything more annoying than having to avoid a friend that you hate? It’s like, "stop calling me every day and messaging me on Facebook all the time and showing up in my bedroom when I’m sleeping."

May 1, 2010

Facebook Is Ruining Everything

Facebook is the hallmark of our generation. It's usually a good way to see what your friends (or acquaintances, or enemies...) are up to and a good way to kill some time. But the more I think about it, the more I'm convinced that this social networking tool is actually ruining our lives and dramatically changing the way we stalk communicate...for the worse.

Apr 23, 2010

My Name Is Jess and I’m a Social Media-holic

BREAKING NEWS. A study done at The University of Maryland shows that students are addicted to social media. ....Wait a second, we needed a study to prove this??

Jan 23, 2010

Facebook Wall of Shame: Arrested Development

Our newsfeeds this week were full of grown people acting like toddlers. News flash: if you're annoyed by Facebook, log off. Or send your gripes to me ([email protected]). Trust me, it's therapeutic.