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Jan 6, 2017

Creepy Guy Asks Out a 16-Year-Old Barista, Blames ‘Age Discrimination’ After Getting in Trouble

Somehow, he doesn't get why a 21-year age difference should have mattered.

Aug 22, 2015

Friendly PSA: Facebook is NOT for These 5 Things

Where would we be without Facebook? Sure, you may not use it all that much nowadays. In fact, the less...

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Aug 31, 2011

Ask a Roommate: The Facebook Status

It's so temping to share with the world Facebook how miffed you were when your roommate stumbled in at 3 a.m. on a Tuesday night with some rando. Your girlfriends at home would def feel your pain, and you know they'd leave a few snarky comments on you wall to help ease the severe mental damage you sustained from being woken up at such an ungodly hour.

Feb 18, 2011

Single Girl Society: “It’s Complicated” But We Don’t Need To Know That

There are a lot of complicated things in life – like trying to figure out what’s going on in the Middle East, or why Charlie Sheen is still famous, or what outfit to wear this Friday night – But your Facebook relationship status should not be one of them.

Dec 6, 2010

The Weekly Ten: This Semester Needs to End

I love the first week back after Thanksgiving break. No scratch that, I hate it, actually. But what I do like is what that week represents. It’s the beginning of the end.

Aug 20, 2010

Facebook Places: Gettin’ All Up In Your Business Since 2010

Introducing Foursquare for Facebook, called Facebook Places, that takes everyone's favorite stalker application to the next level. Not only will your friends, frenemy's, second cousins, and co-workers be able to check into locations, but they'll also be able to check you into locations. Apparently they're claiming that it's just like tagging someone in a photo because it has a detag option.

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Aug 6, 2010

5 Things You Should Never Do On Facebook

Back in the day (when I still had a MySpace account) Facebook was a brand new platform for social opportunity and getting to know people in college. I remember the days when my status was restricted by the word "is" and I only had 50 pictures tagged of myself at graduation parties and I thought I was super rad. Suddenly, My Space turned into the Britney Spears white trash of all social networks and I was spending the majority of my time on the blue and white pages of Facebook.

Weekly Wrap Up: It’s a Hot Mess Up In Here

You know what's cool? Pit stains. Or not. But thanks to the summer sun, I've got 'em and I have a feeling they'll be sticking around until September. That oughta be good for my social life.

Jul 16, 2010

One Month Challenge: Giving Up Gossiping, Week 2

And so ends my first full week of no gossip.... and it was pretty tough. I would go to tell my family, friends, or boyfriend something and before I even opened my mouth I would have to ask myself if it was gossip. A lot of times, it would be, so I would have to stop, come up with another topic and start over.

Jul 10, 2010

The 9 Friends You Avoid At All Costs

We're all well aware of the friends every girl needs, but what about the friends nobody wants? Is there anything more annoying than having to avoid a friend that you hate? It’s like, "stop calling me every day and messaging me on Facebook all the time and showing up in my bedroom when I’m sleeping."

Jul 1, 2010

May 1, 2010

Facebook Is Ruining Everything

Facebook is the hallmark of our generation. It's usually a good way to see what your friends (or acquaintances, or enemies...) are up to and a good way to kill some time. But the more I think about it, the more I'm convinced that this social networking tool is actually ruining our lives and dramatically changing the way we stalk communicate...for the worse.

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Apr 23, 2010

My Name Is Jess and I’m a Social Media-holic

BREAKING NEWS. A study done at The University of Maryland shows that students are addicted to social media. ....Wait a second, we needed a study to prove this??

Jan 23, 2010

Facebook Wall of Shame: Arrested Development

Our newsfeeds this week were full of grown people acting like toddlers. News flash: if you're annoyed by Facebook, log off. Or send your gripes to me (FBWallofShame@collegecandy.com). Trust me, it's therapeutic.

Jan 16, 2010

Facebook Wall of Shame: I HAT3 UR ST8TUS


Jan 9, 2010

Facebook Wall of Shame: New Year, Same Old Statuses

Lonely Lauren i miss laughing with you and feeling like we didn't have to overcome any heartache we caused each other...i just miss you. i miss us. feel so...blah idek what word to use to describe it. Guy Who Posts Outdated, Annoying Song Lyrics he was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it anymore obvious?

Jan 2, 2010

Facebook Wall of Shame: Learn Some English

Girl Who's Too Busy Updating Facebook to Enjoy Her Vacation In flordia with my amazing boyfriend who got me a beautiful diamond necklace for xmas :) Girl Who Skipped 3rd Grade Grammar Class ,,liquor makess my blooood run hott;;; strippp downn babbyyy ♥ ;; show mee wutchaa got,

Dec 26, 2009

Facebook Wall of Shame: It’s The Final (and Annoying) Countdown

Girl Whose Updates Consist Solely of What Her Dog Does: Getting Dooney out of bed to play in the snow is next to impossible. She just looks at me and then lays back down. She is such a teenie-bopper. I literally put her leash on and tried to pull her out of bed with no luck, the bed would have had to go on a walk also!

Dec 23, 2009

Your “Ta Ta, 2009” To-Do List

Ah, the new year is upon us, ladies. I absolutely LOVE this time of year, when everything feels so fresh and full of promise (or is that just the fact that I finally have my mom to clean my dirty laundry?). But, as tempting as it is to delete the old year like last week's Nip/Tuck season finale, there are still some (very valuable) days left in 2009.

Dec 19, 2009

Facebook Wall of Shame: No One Cares

Each week we're going to post the worst of the worst Facebook status updates right here. The updates that make us stare at the screen and ask "WTF?" The updates that make us hate the person, even though they are our "friend." You know you've got a few eligible Updaters on your Newsfeed...

Dec 2, 2009

There’s a Time and A Place for Facebooking

Everyone has that one friend who is a habitual Facebook status updater. Their life is an open book for all of their cyber friends to read. As if people care that you are at the gym right now or cleaning out your earwax. There are some things better left un-updated. And there are some places and times when it’s not OK to update either.

Sep 8, 2009

You’ve Been De-Friended

I am going to have a sit down with my Facebook friends list and carefully consider who belongs there, who does not, and which family members need to be moved to the "Limited Profile" list. Yes, de-friending is a vicious process, but it has to be done in order to make way for new and more important friendships. Read: the people with the most exciting photos to stalk.

Aug 26, 2009

Candy Dish: Megan Fox-y Cat Woman?

• If this girl can do anything, it's rock a pleather cat suit. • Serena and Venus are taking on...football? • Don't update your facebook status if you are doing one of these, please. • What color would you turn to avoid sex? • Surprise, surprise. LiLo has a sex tape... • What would your boobs tweet?

Aug 25, 2009

Life After College: Back-To-School But Not For Me

Lately it seems like Facebook is on a mission (aided by the company that sells prozac) to make me feel suicidal every time I sign on. For weeks all the status updates and albums were "lovin' summer" and "will it ever stop raining this summer?" I could easily relate to those as I was also experiencing summer and the torrential rain showers of '09.

Jun 24, 2009

Bad Advice Men Get: Crazy Women on Facebook

Facebook and other social networking sites have revolutionized the way humans interact with each other. Facebook allows new opportunities to make new friends, stay in touch with old friends, network with professionals in your career field, find neighbors with common interests, and, oh yeah, stalk and manipulate people.

Mar 2, 2009

Candy Dish: Those Religious People Love Their Porn

See where the most porn in enjoyed…. Amy Winehouse returns to London. The Caribbean celebrates. Flirting 2.0 Ms. North Dakota...

Feb 23, 2009

I’m Torn: Facebook Edition

[Life isn’t black and white. As much as we wish we simply loved or hated things, there is often that...

Dec 13, 2008

The Facebook Status Problem

I’ve written about my various issues with Facebook before, but the improper use of the Facebook status now tops my...

Aug 29, 2008

Candy Dish: Forget Sarah Palin, Heidi Montag is EVERYWHERE

Heidism #1: She’s killing NYC one bar at a time Phelps has an Entourage Meet the cast of the new...

Jul 23, 2008

Can I Get Your Number? Nah, Just Facebook Me

Seriously, who gives out their number anymore? I remember having a drunken bonding moment with a really cool guy in...