Dec 16, 2011

New Evidence That Beyonce Isn't Pregnant

If Beyonce is really faking this because she doesn't want to ruin her body (another claim from the site), then I'm going to be a little angry. The baby won't be as talented! And how can Beyonce raise that baby for several years knowing she faked the pregnancy? The guilt would kill me.

We’ve All Been There: Using the Fake ID

You’re totally over the sweaty frat party scene, and the lines for the bathroom, keg, and beer pong table at house parties is starting to piss you off. You need something new for your weekend festivities. Something like, the bar. Ok, so you’re not 21, but you know as well as anyone that the bar on the corner of campus would let in anyone not still attached to their umbilical cord.

Sexy Time: Get to Know the Big O

Last weekend, I had the best orgasm of my life. (I apologize for the over-share, but it really needed to be said.) Days later, as I was thinking about that episode for the 258th time, I realized that I don’t really know much about my best friend, the orgasm.

Thrift Shopping: How to Spot the Real Deal

Ever since I was given a fistful of dollars and a ride to the mall to buy my own school clothes, I was a thrifty shopper. I liked the new stuff too, but once I discovered that, by looking in the right places, I could find better quality things for WAY less money, I was hooked, and thrift stores became my new shopping mall.

Mar 24, 2009

Oct 20, 2008

Candy Dish: The $5 Million Bra

Don’t leave this bra at your boy’s house. Nipple Covers: Every girl needs em. Johnny Depp is kinda weird… Brad...

Jun 5, 2008

Kim Kardashian vs. Miss Natasha (Wait, who? Exactly.)

The only thing I like more than D-list celeb gossip is FAKE D-list celeb gossip. Recently, at a club in...

Jun 1, 2008

Would You Date the Cyclops Kitten? Or, Why Does “Being Real” = Being Alone?

Today, while sitting in the salon in my hometown and having the prerequisite hairdresser chit chat with the guy who’s...

Mar 18, 2008

You Know How Your Back Hurts? Yeah, You’re Faking It.

Now, I’m usually pretty skeptical about any news I see on the Daily Mail. It’s kind of like the internet’s...

Mar 7, 2008

This Sh*t is Wack, Yo: Another Fake Memoir Exposed

The stinky, fly ridden pile o’ publishing house shame continues to grow as another “remarkable” memoir is exposed as being...

Mar 3, 2008

I Lived with Wolves–Oh, Wait, No I Didn’t

According to CNN.com, a woman named Misha Defonseca recently admitted that she fabricated nearly all the content from a “memoir”...

Jan 11, 2008

The Hills: Are They, or Aren’t They?

When we last left The Hills – far too long ago than I’d like to think about – Heidi was...