Your dad has always been your superhero.
Memes but make it fashun.
Beware of the "reply all" button.
Mariah Carey. That is all.
It's not a hangover. It's wineflu.
Because who doesn't love bacon?
It's almost here!
Crossword puzzles need love, too!
Fruit salad, but more fun.
Christmas card season is upon us.
On Wednesdays, we eat pink.
Socks: the not-so-hated Christmas gift.
"I want to see the seashells in the bathrooms."
"OK SO DID I DO SOMETHING TO OFFEND THE WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER?"
Get in my belly.
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?"
PSA: Your mom follows you on social media.
Motherforking shirt balls.
You only turn 21 once.
Milk was a bad choice.
They found WHAT under the garage door?
No spells required.
And she did it for the love of beer.
"GET. YOUR. MONEY."
All in a gay's work.
But what about SunChips?