No seriously, don't step on that crack. I don't want my mom's back to break.
Your dad has always been your superhero.
Memes but make it fashun.
Beware of the "reply all" button.
Mariah Carey. That is all.
It's not a hangover. It's wineflu.
Because who doesn't love bacon?
It's almost here!
Crossword puzzles need love, too!
Fruit salad, but more fun.
Christmas card season is upon us.
On Wednesdays, we eat pink.
Socks: the not-so-hated Christmas gift.
"I want to see the seashells in the bathrooms."
"OK SO DID I DO SOMETHING TO OFFEND THE WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER?"
Get in my belly.
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?"
PSA: Your mom follows you on social media.
Motherforking shirt balls.
You only turn 21 once.
Milk was a bad choice.
They found WHAT under the garage door?
No spells required.
And she did it for the love of beer.
"GET. YOUR. MONEY."
All in a gay's work.
But what about SunChips?