Christmas card season is upon us.
On Wednesdays, we eat pink.
Socks: the not-so-hated Christmas gift.
"I want to see the seashells in the bathrooms."
"OK SO DID I DO SOMETHING TO OFFEND THE WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER?"
Get in my belly.
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?"
PSA: Your mom follows you on social media.
Motherforking shirt balls.