Sep 20, 2010

We’ve All Been There: The Drunken Email

The boy you love just broke your heart, so your girlfriends decide that drinking is in order. Because nothing numbs the pain quite like a few shots of SoCo. Together with your roommates, you pick out a super hot outfit (consisting of some combination of low cut top/push up bra), take a few pre-gaming shots and head out the door to either “show him what he’s missing,” or “forget about that prick.”

Jan 11, 2010

The Weekly Ten: Why I’m Hating EVERYTHING

This week I have been pretty ticked off about, I don't know, everything? I'd like to blame my new birth control but who knows? It could just be the weather or the fact that I fell on my face in front of about thirty people the other night when I attempted to drunkenly pounce someone and now my knee really, really hurts and I'm cranky.

Intern Diaries: Dealing With Downtime

If your internship is anything like mine, not every hour in your 9-5 day is filled with important tasks and urgent errands. Although I certainly have things to keep me occupied, a less than full schedule can make the time spent in your little cubicle feel awfully long and completely brutal.

Gmail Presents: Undo Send!

Last year a friend of mine sent a mass email out to everyone updating us on his new job and, subsequently, his new work email address.

Mar 20, 2009

Candy Dish: OMG Gmail is Down!

The world is ending. Google has failed us. People are freaking out. It’s been confirmed: Nicole Richie is with child!...

Feb 24, 2009

Dec 9, 2008

Candy Dish: Jay Leno Gets An Earlier Bedtime

Catch Jay Leno at 10 pm…every weeknight. Gmail: now with to-do lists! Homegirl lights her cheating husband’s junk on fire....

Nov 12, 2008

Candy Dish: Sperm Needed, Batman in Trouble

Warner Bros. is going to be sued by Batman. Calling all men! Hurry, we need your sperm! McCain hip and...

Oct 21, 2008

We’ve All Been There: The Drunk Email

[It doesn’t matter what school you go to, what state it is in, how big it is, whether it is...

Oct 14, 2008

Don’t Send Shady Emails From Work — Unless You Like Embarrassment

Email just isn’t private anymore. Everyone knows that. Big Brother is always watching — especially if you work at a...

Oct 7, 2008

Drunk Email No More With Mail Goggles!

Just when you thought Google couldn’t get any better, it comes out with a feature so mind-blowingly awesome that you...

May 8, 2008

iGoogle and iLike

I hate to admit it, but I am an absolute internet junkie. Ever since we bought our first lovely P.C....

Apr 18, 2008

CC Fiction: Chasing Chastity (Part III)

[Read the second installment HERE] A few days later, I received a friendly e-mail from Jack. He informed me that...

Dec 1, 2007

Are You Just Not That Into Him?

Things Girls Do For a Date: 1) Try on everything in our closets, which, might I add, usually results in...

Jul 16, 2007

LiLo’s Bringing Naked Back

Fresh off the teetering heels of Miss New Jersey’s photo scandal comes another. This time the photos are allegedly not...