Besides Lindsay Lohan being Lindsay Lohan and a few other tidbits of news, celebrity gossip was pretty slow this week....
I am sure a little part of all of us wanted to be famous at one point in our lives. A little piece of my heart wants to sing on 'American Idol,' design a dress for an Olympian figure skater (kudos, Vera Wang), or get insulted by Kanye West on live television. Whichever way you put it, being famous does not seem that bad…but the getting there is tough.
• Everything you need to know about getting the best deals. • 7 things you may not know about Starbucks. • Is Reggie Bush engaged?! • Mark your calendars for these holiday TV/movie specials. • 3 tricks for longer lashes. • How to get away with wearing sweatpants in public.
• Get the 411 on adult acne • 7 tips on creating the perfect resume • Happy Birthday Miley! 6 years of photos! • Tips from Lady Gaga's trainer • See the real life Barbie dream house • Heidi Montag has regrets (duh) • This is a good move for LiLo
Well, we all know the big news this week was Demi Lovato's breakdown, which stirred up a lot of controversy (and not just on CC!). I would like to focus on everything else that happened this week instead of focusing on her very personal issues. We truly wish her well, and I want to respect her family's wishes to keep out of it.
In a move that had to have been endorsed by God Himself, the fates that be zapped all of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag’s money into oblivion. They’re bust. Belly up. Runnin’ on empty. Got less dough than a Pizza Hut. Basically, they’re poor.
This week I'd like to dedicate this post to Chelsea Handler, who despite flubbing some punchlines at the VMAs, is still totally awesome.
In Hollywood, there are many variations of crazy. We've got the Lindsay Lohans, the Mel Gibsons, the Heidi Montags. There's all sorts of lunatic species over there. But that's why we love it, no? Just when you think the celebs have learned their lessons (I feel like a mom) they get into trouble again!
Those who follow Heidi Montag’s tweets know the girl can say some pretty bizarre stuff. And chances are you’ve caught a glimpse of her in action either in the latest tabloids or on The Hills (RIP). Her one-liners are worth 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day a million bucks, and her rational is simply priceless.
• Speidi still in the running for grossest couple ever • Does pulling out work? • Why does Sean Penn look like my grandma? • Totally practical shopping shoes! Pysch • The must have fall boot for cheap • When was the last time you cried?
• 9 things you shouldn't say to a guy. • Some celebrity designers know what they're doing. • Obviously, this would be Heidi Montag's next step. • Say it with me: awwwwwwwwwww. • What are the 10 new words of 2010? • Paris Hilton's got beef with Kimmy K.
Sigh. It's been yet another lame sauce week in H-wood. Seriously, where are the scandals? Since LiLo got sent away, the whole town's been laying low. (Maybe they have no one to party with anymore?) There have been no major cheating scandals (thank god!). Jon Gosselin hasn't done anything dumb.
Reality television has created some interesting characters the last few years. And by "interesting" I mean "people I want to punch in the face." Celebrities like Speidi and the Karadashian crew have infiltrated all corners of Hollywood and for what? Big booties and bushy beards? Embarrassing baby daddy's and even more embarrassing "albums"?