RiCaprio? RiOnardo? DiCaprhio?
Ahhh the holidays! Time for cookies, ornaments, drinks, and songs! And lots of love. Tons of new couples are blossoming, but how many will really make it into the New Year? Probably not many. But that's Hollywood! There's new couples, marriages, and a bunch of crazy as usual.
Sigh. It's been yet another lame sauce week in H-wood. Seriously, where are the scandals? Since LiLo got sent away, the whole town's been laying low. (Maybe they have no one to party with anymore?) There have been no major cheating scandals (thank god!). Jon Gosselin hasn't done anything dumb.
What's going on this week? Apparently not much besides Eat Pray Love. At least that's all I'm hearing about these days in Hollywood. I swear, if I see Julia Roberts sitting innocently on that bench suggestively eating her cup of fro yo one more time, I'm going to scream.
I don't know if it's the hot temperatures, summer boredom or what, but peeps in Hollywood are getting crazier by the minute. Just when we thought celebs would settle down with a margarita and a good book, they turned up the crazy ten-fold. Mel Gibson is a totally loony tunes, but I'm really not sure if he can steal the cray cray title from Jeremy London.
Hollywood never ceases to amaze me. While last week was bonkers, this week proved - in the famous words of Perez from Degrassi Goes Hollywood - that "You're only as big as your latest scandal." So that would make Jeremy London super huge (and super shady) this week, Al Gore creepily huge and Miley Cyrus not so big, but at least she got rid of those nappy extensions
Hey, guess what? Another male celebrity can't keep it in his pants! Bet you didn't see that one coming. We've had, what, a week without a cheating scandal in the past 2 months? While I know celebrity romances rarely last, my naivety sometimes gets the best of me when it comes to cheating.
OK seriously, this cheating business is getting out of hand. Before you know it, half of Hollywood is going to be in rehab for their self-diagnosed "sex addictions." When will they learn that just because you're famous it doesn't mean you do whatever you want? Oh wait, they won't.
Finally, we've made it through a week without a cheating scandal! Hollywood's finest has managed to keep it in their pants for a whole seven days. Good job, celebutards!
There has been a lot of relationship news this week, and for once it's not ALL about Sandra/Jesse and Elin/Tiger. I can't tell you how relieved I am to read stories about other celebs!00 Not that I wanted to hear about Tiki Barber cheating on his pregnant (with twins) wife with an NBC intern.... in her dorm room. What is wrong with these men?!
Another week, another skank coming out of Jesse James/Tiger Woods' bedrooms. My god, when is it going to end?! Hopefully most of this news is review for you all by now considering we've been covering the same stories for weeks now.
In a monologue that avoided the pointed barbs of the epic struggle, Jay Leno returned to "The Tonight Show" stage Monday night repeating the phrase, "It's good to be home."
This past Saturday, the Black Eyed Peas showed up at the NRJ Awards (the top music awards show in France), and won the award for best international group. Just one more step in the unending world-wide dominance of the Black Eyed Peas, right? Wrong! The group was actually given the award by mistake. The new winner was announced, to the sound of boos.
We all know that celebs are people too and that they are bound to screw up at some point (that's the stuff we love most, isn't it?), but there are just some screw-ups are unforgivable. Situations and decisions that leave us asking, “How could they do this to me?! How could they turn on me!?" (Yeah, it’s a little sick, but I say blame it on the cultural climate.)