Though we all know that a celebrity nip-slip is without a doubt cringe-worthy, it's just something that we can't look away from. And let's face it, there isn't anything much more embarrassing than a celebrity nip-slip.
The other day, as I was walking down the street, I noticed an ad on the side of a bus. It was a huge picture of a scantily clad woman lounging on her side. First, this reminded me of the Sex and the City opening sequence, when a bus drives by with a picture of Carrie on it. But it wasn't Sarah Jessica Parker in the picture. It was another lady who goes by all three of her names – Jennifer Love Hewitt.
I get hair cuts all the time and it never stops the presses, so why should Bieber's new shag be talked about like it actually means anything? Or our favorite friend, Jen's, new style (which isn't new for anyone who actually watched 'Friends').
Can I get some Red Bull up in here? I'm majorly struggling right now. It's like the crash that comes after eating a bag of Sour Patch Kids, only instead of sugar I was hopped up on sequins and cleavage and Brad Pitt's sunglasses. Yes, you know I'm talking about the glamour that was the Golden Globe's Red Carpet.
It's no secret that Hollywood likes their actresses to look anorexic-chic. But that doesn't mean that all the women in Hollywood are conforming to that reasonable ridiculous standard. This week we're putting on a spotlight on the curvy and voluptuous celebrities who haven't let their bigger bodies stop them from having even bigger careers.
Don't waste your time in the grocery store checkout line staring at last week's gossip (use it to stare that the other odd things they've got hanging up there....foot file? Next to the food? Ew). Here's your gossip cheat sheet of the week: the biggest Hollywood stories and, just for good measure, a little pinch of not-so-big Hollywood stories.
• 9 strange green foods to try today. • Jay Leno's got some bullies. • Why some women are falling for Jessica Simpson. • Can Britney Spears control herself? • The best advice for student loan consolidation. • What happened to Jennifer Love and Jamie Kennedy?
• Robert Pattinson bombs at the box office. • Women of the world unite. No really, they did. • Jennifer Love Hewitt is single. Again. • Men in tights. Enjoy. • Former teen stars who have actually done well. • Things just got really cute at The Limited.
Whether it is in the form of 'Dear Abby' or a particularly inspiring section in Cosmopolitan, I love dating advice. Over-analyzing is a woman's best friend, and there is nothing like a little advice to feed the fire. But while some people offer up some really good advice, there are a few others that are less than qualified to be instructing the masses in the ways of love.
• Pamela Anderson is a "fashion" designer. • 8 habits that wreck a relationship. • Jamie Kennedy is a dawg. • We're still mad for plaid. • Megan Fox knows her role. • Everyone needs a little purple in their closet.
Perez Hilton... TMZ... The Superficial... dListed... You name it, I read it. Probably in the past 10 minutes. I even have a special folder under my bookmarks tab for my favorite gossip websites. And it's gotten a lot worse since I've started interning this summer...
A while back, the editor of this very site put out a query: "Give me a Top 10 list of your favorite High School Movies." I told her I wanted in - after all, who doesn't love to indulge in a little HS drama? So I sat down and started listing. Only I discovered that including just 10 was more impossible than winning 8 medals in one Olympic games. And I am no Michael Phelps.