First and foremost, this has been the most anticipated show of the year for me. Needless to say, episode one of the Jersey Shore did not disappoint. From the first ten minutes (which we already saw) to the last, it was chock-full of immobile hair, grainy over-contrasted filter shots, super fruity blended drinks and fist pumps galore.
Today's a big day, people. ot only is it National Lasagna Day, but tonight's TV schedule boasts two major season premiers: Jersey Shore (So fitting, right?) and Project Runway!
As your official Jersey Shore recapper for the summer, I wanted to bring you a taste of what’s to come. What those Top Chef people call an amuse-bouche, if you will, outlining the pros and cons of the encroaching season of the Jersey Shore. (ONLY ONE WEEK TO GO!)
• Phew. I wasn't sure if I'd make it 90 days without her shenans. • Wait, are Sam and Lilo BFFs again? • Uh, what happened to J-WOWW's belly button in Maxim? • 8 tried and true ways to shed the pounds fast. • Tiffany's 2010 collection makes me weak in the knees. • Usher's ex tells all.
• Every girl needs one of these this summer. • Vending machine treats that won't ruin your diet. • Barbies do Twilight. Hilarious or horrifying?? • Oooo Paris Hilton is in TROUBLE! • Wait, don't you have to be a celeb to go on Celebrity Rehab? • The cast of Jersey Shore is on strike.
Love it, hate it or live it, there's no denying that Jersey Shore fever has swept the nation. You better believe I almost went into full-on, panic attack, shortness of breath and reaching to call 911 on my duck phone for assistance when I saw the 10 minute preview of Jersey Shore 2. Point blank: It looks friggin' amazing.
• Because it's exciting. And because we get to root for these guys. • One word for Katy Perry: OUCH. • First a song, now a clothing line? • 10 easy ways to cut calories without ever noticing. • Who is Footloose's new star, Kenny Wormald? • Behold, the man shrug.
I want what she's having. It's about the only thing that can get me through the next few months until Jersey Shore Season 2 premieres on July 29th.
Is season 2 really taking place in Miami? Who cares! OK, we do, but we care more about what our favorite guidos and guidettes are up to now that deep-pocketed wannabes are living in the 'Jersey Shore' beach house. And we know the answer. They're partying, and making hand-over-fistpump cash doing it.
Looks like MTV has got themselves a Situation. The fist-pumping "guidos" and "guidettes" of the overnight sensation Jersey Shore are demanding more money for a second season of GTL and hair-poufing.
I promised myself I would not fall head over heels for fist pumping and barber shop outings, but as quickly as you can say "duck phone" I was couldn't stop watching Pauly D burn coal in a gas grill. Thus opening the doors for a new guilty pleasure to enter my life, formally known as The Jersey Shore. If you asked me a month ago if I would be constructing my Guido name on Facebook, I would have told you to go smush yourself.