• God, I wish I was Gaga more. than. ever. • Sandra Bullock says sayonara to Jesse James. • Well, that's one way to deal with rejection... • Another Twilight book coming soon?? • PETA should really do something about this. • Watch The Hills trailer! SCANDALOUS!
• Who knew Heidi Montag can write?! • Conan O'Brien isn't coming back to TV just yet. • Women don't like models who look like them. • Jesse James is mad at his mistress. • Why do these people exist? • OMFG. The Real Housewives of New Jersey are comin' back!
Don't waste your time in the grocery store checkout line staring at last week's gossip (use it to stare that the other odd things they've got hanging up there....foot file? Next to the food? Ew). Here's your gossip cheat sheet of the week: the biggest Hollywood stories and, just for good measure, a little pinch of not-so-big Hollywood stories.
• People are talkin'. Could it be true? • More mistresses for Jesse James? • Ed Westwick has a diva moment. • Eat breakfast. Lose weight. • This is your brain on drugs. • Isla Fisher totally keeps Sacha in check.
• House approves huge changes to student loans! • Usher is really nice to Justin Bieber. • Fun, alternative uses for all your jewels. • Tiger Woods golfs, speaks to the press. • 5 reasons to date your BFF. • Michelle McGee clarifies a few things....
If you're not a huge gossiper/have a subscription to every tabloid/read the gossip blogs religiously/understand the issue that is Suri Cruise's choice in footwear, it's hard to understand what all your crazy, celebrity-obsessed friends are talking about. I mean, it's hard enough to tell the Jonas Brothers apart - how does anyone keep up with Britney Spears' relationship status (are they on? off? on? is she shaving her head again?!)?
From our friends at PopEater: As the tabloid swirl around her husband Jesse James continues, Sandra Bullock has abruptly canceled her participation in the British premiere of 'The Blind Side.'
• Yay! Another baby for Amy Poehler! • Did Sandra Bullock's husband cheat on her? • Jesus, is everyone breaking up? • Feel happier every day. • Kate Winslet leaning on Leo? • Learn how to kiss well (or teach your man).