Jessica Simpson

Jan 17, 2014

Why Do Pop Stars Have Creepy Dad Managers Controlling Their Sexuality?

Remember in the good old days when fathers would have to pay a dowry to sell their daughters off to...

Dec 20, 2012

Jessica Simpson Lost Baby Weight, Um, OK [Candy Dish]

Jessica has lost 50 pounds and this is supposed be a big accomplishment (and it is in a certain sense - losing weight involves discipline) nevertheless I do not know why I am supposed to care about this women's body especially when she hasn't really been culturally relevant since the early '00s.

Nov 26, 2012

Jessica Simpson's Post-Baby Diet Revealed

It's closely modeled after the Weight Watchers' point system, and was released in detail today. What do you think about Jessica's weight loss and crash dieting -- is this the secret to the perfect Daisy Duke bod?

Nov 12, 2012

Jessica Simpson Debuts Her Toned, Post-Baby Bod

Recently, Jessica showed off her post-baby weight loss at a Macy's red carpet event. She's a new spokeswoman for Weight Watchers and the program seems to be working for her.

Oct 24, 2012

Joe Simpson Is Allegedly Gay. Are We Surprised?

Remember when he was busted for drunk driving in August? Now the speculation is that the passenger in the car was Joe's boyfriend. My head is spinning from all these allegations, but at least now I can rationalize why he always rocks the blonde highlights and hair paste.

Sep 23, 2012

Glee "Tributes" Britney Spears With Some Harshness

Glee sparks some controversy in their latest episode; their second Britney Spears tribute that highlights some of her less proud moments, including her well-known breakdown during her 2007 VMA performance. Have they taken the jokes a little too far in this case?

May 1, 2012

Jessica Simpson Has Her Baby! [Updated]

Word on the street is Jessica Simpson has checked into a hospital in Los Angeles today to have her baby. Jessica's family members have arrived at the hospital to support her so all we can do now is wait for the official news that the baby has been born.

Mar 19, 2012

Unjust Reasons People Hate Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson seems pretty nice to me, or at least no weirder than any other celebrities. But every time I hear her name mentioned, somebody's making fun of her. It doesn't seem very fair that people who have actually done bad things (coughcoughCHRIS BROWNcough) are so popular, while Jessica is the butt of so many jokes. What did she ever do to you?