Today is Mr. Mayer's 36th birthday, so to honor such a monumental event, I have compiled a list of all of his ex lovers so he can see just how wonderful the past 36 years have been.
I am not too surprised they split since they already did so once before in August 2012, even though they got together again in a few weeks. So do you think it's for good this time?
I remember when John Mayer first came on the scene, performing on the Grammy's and looking all young and innocent and talented, telling me my body was a wonderland. That has all changed. Almost everything he says now is offensive,vulgar, or intrusive to his past partners.
Looking back at Katy's dating history, you might say she's a "fixer" -- AKA, she dates guys she finds flaws in and is only satisfied when she's able to change them. But then, once she "fixes" them, she gets bored and moves on.
Do I love her as a person? I don't know. Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. I don't really get her whole persona of being the sweet girl all.the.time.
So what exactly is a binder full of women? No, it's not something Tom Haverford has amassed.
She does open up a little about John Mayer's infamous reaction to her penning the break-up song, "Dear John", of which it's speculated he's the subject.
When I was in high school, I, like all other high school kids ever, was obsessed with music. It spoke to my feelings about my family, my friends and of course, boys.
"I'm sorry, Robert Pattinson likes to do what?!?" That was basically the first thing that crossed my mind after I read about an interview Kristen Stewart had given before the demise of her and Rob's relationship.
While thinking about which qualities I wanted in a friend, I started thinking about which celebrities I would like to be friends with instead.
If there is one thing I love about a new year (it's still January, so it's still considered new), it's new music! Some of the artists that I've listed below, have kept me waiting/hoping/praying for years for them to release new full-length studio albums. I am getting antsy! From John Mayer to JoJo, there are tons of new albums that are rumored to being released in 2012, and I cannot wait.
What would you do if your ultimate celeb crush came along, totally DTF, and he was sporting more than you bargained for? Would you tell him to move along? Or would you gamely explore foreign territory? While we can't coach you through the make-it or break-it moment, we can give you the dirt on who has an elephant trunk in their pants...and who doesn't.
Okay, I’m all for showing off your loved one but I feel like all the time, err, sometimes people just take it too far. The end result is that your really cute kissing picture with the sunset behind you looks like something my 18-year-old sister would smack on the wall of her college dorm. Then she and all her friends can dream of finding a love like that. Oh, boo.