The video is shocking.
He recorded multiple videos from the backseat of a cop car.
"So now that he's understanding simple words, he's come so far."
The couple is in counseling.
The fans were stunned.
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•Um...what happened to JWOWW? •Cee Lo Green's new music video starring Urkel •Do you prefer your hair straight or curly? •No Sue Sylvester in the 3D Glee movie??!! •Call the Fashion Police •Are mini wedges the best shoe this summer? •Look what you can do with photoshop! This is why you need to enter
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Once Upon a Time, we are brought back to the greasy, dirty (city? town? state?) Kingdom of Long Island (why God, why?)... the land of disasters and stolen beds. Our heroines, Snookers and JWoww are raiding what Tom's left in the house. Stealing a BED? Chop his nuts off, Snook! The princesses collect Jenni's 17 fluffy puppies and bring them back to the Sleazeside Heights Palace.
Other than, "OH YEAH, EVERGLADES, YEAH" it was really difficult for me to take anything away from last night's episode of Jersey Shore. Are we seriously dealing with a finale right now? I would've rather been watching South Park's ripoff of the Jersey cast....
Last night's episode of the Jersey Shore finally put the last nail in the Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino coffin. Oh well, at least he has mad cooking skills to compete in Top Chef. I personally was heartbroken watching him go from house Papa Bear to ultimate entitled creepshow.
• And maybe says a little too much.... • Get out of the gym and get in shape the FUN WAY. • Check out JWoww in her natural habitat. • 7 chic blazers for under $70! • Not everyone wants to be on Glee... • Rushing into a relationship? Don't.
Was I watching an episode of Jersey Shore or "Antiques Roadshow" last night? It was hard to tell due to the fact that the show was so dull I almost felt like checking to see what was on PBS. No offense to you PBS, but you're not exactly bringing in the fist pumps every week.
Today marks the 140th birthday of our good and loyal friend, Vaseline. Here is to all of those good times we've had when we've needed you most. I keep you by my bed, in my bag, and in the car. I pick you up, dip my finger in your gooey residue and primp and prime to my utmost pleasure. You're cheap, you're handy, and you're my BFF.
Let me just open with a bold statement: Ron and Sammi need to get off my television, ASAP. Their negativity is clogging up the screen and prohibiting Snooki from getting her fist pump on. Seriously, get these two epic losers off of MTV before I JWoww their whiny behinds.