Nov 28, 2018

Jersey Shore’s JWoww Reveals Her Son Diagnosed With Autism

"So now that he's understanding simple words, he's come so far."

Candy Dish: Hey Girl, I Want Candy

•Ryan Gosling loves buying candy, whenever and wherever •Shocker of the day: less sexism = more sex •Start your morning right with some hot surfers •'Three Stooges' Jersey Shore Guidette style? •Hollywood is uneasy about sex scenes but loves potty humor •Why films are better than movies •Tim Gunn's 10 must have items

Aug 11, 2011

Aug 9, 2011

Candy Dish: JWOWW to J OWW

•Um...what happened to JWOWW? •Cee Lo Green's new music video starring Urkel •Do you prefer your hair straight or curly? •No Sue Sylvester in the 3D Glee movie??!! •Call the Fashion Police •Are mini wedges the best shoe this summer? •Look what you can do with photoshop! This is why you need to enter

Apr 8, 2011

Candy Dish: Yeah, I'm Scared

This J-Woww news will HORRIFY YOU • 10 spring bags that won't break the bank • Behind the scenes of Hollywood's latest girl power action flick • If they remade When Harry met Sally (seriously hilarious!) • Blissfully unaware that you are ORANGEThe morning after... • The ten types of sex dreams

Jan 28, 2011

Jersey Shore: The Punch Heard 'Round The Boardwalk

Once Upon a Time, we are brought back to the greasy, dirty (city? town? state?) Kingdom of Long Island (why God, why?)... the land of disasters and stolen beds. Our heroines, Snookers and JWoww are raiding what Tom's left in the house. Stealing a BED? Chop his nuts off, Snook! The princesses collect Jenni's 17 fluffy puppies and bring them back to the Sleazeside Heights Palace.

Oct 22, 2010

Jersey Shore: She’s Phony, He’s Fake!

Other than, "OH YEAH, EVERGLADES, YEAH" it was really difficult for me to take anything away from last night's episode of Jersey Shore. Are we seriously dealing with a finale right now? I would've rather been watching South Park's ripoff of the Jersey cast....

Oct 15, 2010

Jersey Shore: The Decline of the Scumtuation

Last night's episode of the Jersey Shore finally put the last nail in the Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino coffin. Oh well, at least he has mad cooking skills to compete in Top Chef. I personally was heartbroken watching him go from house Papa Bear to ultimate entitled creepshow.

Oct 13, 2010

Candy Dish: David Arquette Talks Separation

• And maybe says a little too much.... • Get out of the gym and get in shape the FUN WAY. • Check out JWoww in her natural habitat. • 7 chic blazers for under $70! • Not everyone wants to be on Glee... • Rushing into a relationship? Don't.

Oct 8, 2010


Was I watching an episode of Jersey Shore or "Antiques Roadshow" last night? It was hard to tell due to the fact that the show was so dull I almost felt like checking to see what was on PBS. No offense to you PBS, but you're not exactly bringing in the fist pumps every week.

Sep 13, 2010

Vaseline: A College Girl’s Best Friend

Today marks the 140th birthday of our good and loyal friend, Vaseline. Here is to all of those good times we've had when we've needed you most. I keep you by my bed, in my bag, and in the car. I pick you up, dip my finger in your gooey residue and primp and prime to my utmost pleasure. You're cheap, you're handy, and you're my BFF.

Sep 3, 2010

Jersey Shore: The Sizzling Questions

Let me just open with a bold statement: Ron and Sammi need to get off my television, ASAP. Their negativity is clogging up the screen and prohibiting Snooki from getting her fist pump on. Seriously, get these two epic losers off of MTV before I JWoww their whiny behinds.