"You should be proud to be an American. Especially on 9/11 when we should support each other."
We all know who the sexiest man alive is (Thor, obviously) but now People has crowned a female counterpart-Kate Upton, sexiest woman alive.
Tell your boyfriend he can thank me later.
So just work out and stop eating french fries and you should be on the way to a Sports Illustrated cover, right?
First we had Kate Upton topless on a horse, today it's Selena Gomez seemingly nude under her skirt. I say "seemingly" because I'm 99% sure she's just wearing nude underwear, but the internet is a twisted place and I'm sure you all want to believe you just saw her vajay parts.
Boobs GIFs galore.
Since you're likely dying to look through 21 photos of a nearly nude Kate Upton rocking her birthday suit, of course we're going to deliver with the goods.
Just like after you landed your first SI cover, people got critical about your body. Harsh words were spit out by haters left, right, and center.
The commercial displays block letters: Kate Upton Washes the All-New Mercedes CLA in Slow Motion. The first thing that comes to my mind is "Ooooh! Kate Upton!" In my mind, the Sports Illustrated swimsuit model dances around in my head in a skimpy white bikini.