Knocked Up

Dec 19, 2012

Get the Inside Scoop On "This Is 40" Before It Premieres This Weekend

Look, I am so excited to see this movie because I'm convinced that any Rudd/Apatow production is the next closest thing to perfection. Paul Rudd is seriously so damn cute.

May 30, 2012

Can You Guess Which Tween Star Wants to Be Married With Kids?

So here we go, another celebrity who wants a baby, a family, a happily ever after.

Celebrate National Sandwich Day With Some Man-Meat

My love of sandwiches and my love of men run almost parallel to each other on the mathematical graph of my life, intersecting only at the moment someone lets me eat a sandwich and have sex at the same time. That's the stuff dreams are made of. And until that time comes, I've thought up a few sandwich ideas that bring my two weaknesses together.

OMG, Where Did The Condom Go!?

After countless years of sex education and awkward lectures from our parents, we all know to use condoms. They are the cheap, safe way to keep your uterus empty and your lovely vag disease free -- but we know that already.

Jun 6, 2009

An Open Letter to PMS

Dear PMS: Why? Just why? Who do you think you are? I mean really. You come around once a month like that annoying friend you don't really want to hear from, yet every month, without fail, she asks you for plans and you feel sort of obligated.

Apr 4, 2009

Mar 24, 2009

The Big O(h No)!

Orgasms have been linked to a number of positive health and beauty tricks. They give you that oh-so-satisfying glow, they can lower stress and even reduce headaches and let's not forget they are very, very fun.

Dec 16, 2008

The Female Condom – Because Birth Control Is a Woman’s Job

Here is something to celebrate: there is a new, cheaper female condom on the market! Yay! As if women didn’t...

Nov 7, 2008

G.W.W.E.: Paul “Pound Me Silly” Rudd

(We’re back with another weekly installment of G.W.W.E [Guys We Want to Eff]. Ladies, say hello to delicious actor, Paul...

Oct 31, 2008

G.W.W.E: Seth “Ride Him” Rogan

[In this week’s installment of G.W.W.E (Guys We Want to Eff), we are climbing into bed with Seth Rogan. What?...

Oct 26, 2008

The Pissed List: Traffic Sucks, Kings of Leon Don’t

[I like to think of myself as a pretty easy going gal, and try not to sweat the small stuff....

Oct 14, 2008

It’s On: Levi Johnston Vs. Casey Aldridge

Welcome to the Baby Daddy War. One is a super strong, sexy hockey hero; the other is just a hot,...

Jun 23, 2008

Larry Birkhead’s Dirty (I’m assuming) Laundry

Old panties are a suitable replacement for a mom, right? This past weekend at a celebrity memorabilia auction in Las...

Mar 28, 2008

It’s All About Me

So, I have this friend (and no–this friend is not a hypothetical version of myself, thank god). The other night,...

Feb 27, 2008

What Boys Like: Male Stereotypes Are Less Accurate Than You Think

One is not born, but rather becomes, a dude. This, at any rate, is the conclusion suggested by a recent...