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Jan 12, 2012

Prude Woman Thinks You Should be 18+ to Buy Cosmo

Of all things corrupting the youth of America, the very worst is Cosmopolitan magazine. Sure, it's the best-selling lifestyle bible of the female demographic, but now that the publication is putting actresses like Dakota Fanning and Selena Gomez on the cover, the printed pamphlet for blended orgasms and all-star blowjobs seems to be catering to a new generation of sexually active females.

Aug 24, 2010

Maxim Says the Darndest Things: September 2010 Edition

There it was, hiding behind a few GQ magazines on the top shelf in a florescent lit aisle of Target. I stood on my tippy toes and extended my arm to reach for the red letters and glossy pages of Maxim. And as I lifted the thin magazine by its pages and into my view, my mouth dropped and a sourpuss equal to those of Sammi Sweetheart washed over my face. Why, you ask?

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Aug 10, 2010

Glamour Says The Darndest Things: September 2010 Edition

Ok, wow - the September issue of Glamour is so thick and heavy I want to beat Spencer Pratt over the head with it whenever he tries to find enlightenment and become a better person by wearing tie-dye and rubbing his face with crystals. It's stock full of over 400 (!!) pages and it's the biggest issue in 20 years.

Would You Rather…

Would You Rather have an unpaid summer internship with a boss like Miranda Priestly from The Devil Wears Prada or a summer job making bank as a nanny for the brattiest group of triplets you can imagine?

Glamour Says The Darndest Things: July Edition

I was not excited to pick up the July edition of Glamour. Am I the only one who has a mildly irrational dislike of Jessica Biel? I mean, it’s not like she’s relevant enough to be impossible to escape, and I’ve finally gotten therapy grown up and accepted the fact that I will never be Mrs. Timberlake, so it’s not her long-term relationship with Justin that bothers me.

Jun 8, 2010

Fashion Magazines Have A Plus-Size Problem

When a tiny picture of a naked “plus-size” model showed up on page 194 of Glamour last month, the readers went wild for it. And for good reason. How often is it that we are shown a beautiful woman that isn't a size zero, comfortable in her own skin and naked on the pages of any magazine?

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Apr 25, 2009

Make Your Own Vision Board!

We’ve all heard of Vision Boards. Whether it be from The Secret, The Oprah Show, or that crazy chick on The Bachelor who went on and on (and on) about hers the first night she met Jason. And then got kicked off. (But don't let her bad luck turn you off; it wasn't the vision board that sent her packing. That bitch was crazy.)

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Mar 30, 2009

Kim Kardashian Celebrates Her Imperfections

When you see a perfectly sculpted star on the cover of a magazine, don't let yourself be fooled. They may look like they pray to the treadmill gods each day, but they are also just as human as we are.

Oct 23, 2008

Stylista: Thick Skin Required.

I think every little girl one day dreams of being a fashion magazine editor. The glamour, the celebrity and the...

Sep 19, 2008

WTF Friday: Ice-T’s Wife Has an Official Magazine

Ice-T’s wife Coco has been making a fashion statement since the two were married in 2005.  Demure, she is not,...

Sep 6, 2008

Easy Tips for Going Green at School

Getting ready to throw yourself back into that world of dorming? And do you care about the environment? Well, good...

Aug 11, 2008

Go Vegetarian in 5 Minutes or Less

I’m not a vegetarian, but I like to eat like one. I’m very picky with meats (I don’t eat seafood,...

Jun 15, 2008

Yours, Mine and Our-gasms

After hearing about KY Brand‘s new Yours & Mine couples lubricants, I was mildly intrigued. After seeing a few more...

Jun 11, 2008

My Dinner With Maxim

In my time, I’ve made fun of Maxim. I got a kick out of the chicken-greased girls on the covers,...

Jun 3, 2008

Living Lohan Ep 2: Burning Down the House

We pick up where last week’s episode left off, with Ali drilling Jeremy for an explanation for his bizarre online...

Apr 21, 2008

Are Watches Obsolete?

Recently, during a rather absurd evening involving a really sh*tty club and free bottles of Grey Goose, I found that...

Jan 7, 2008

Cosmo + Guys Giving Sex Tips = Hilarious

Cosmo, the magazine I just love to hate, recently ran an article creatively called “Sex Tips From Guys.” The tips...

Jan 3, 2008

Brit’s Lawyers Quit, We Become Her Only Hope

When lawyers are afraid of you, you know there’s a problem. As of Wednesday, Britney Spears’s custody battle just got...

Nov 13, 2007

Jonathan Rhys Meyers Freaks Me Out

A few years ago, Match Point was on HBO. Having nothing better to do, I began watching it, and noticed...