Michael Lohan
Candy Dish: Such a Betty
•Betty White's greatest moments •No one is safe: Zappos gets hacked! •Michael Lohan sure knows how to pick 'em •Do women cheat as much as men? •8 tricks to improve your memory and mood •Would you date outside of your race?
5 Ways Michael Lohan Will React To Being Excluded from The Family XMAS Card
Our friends over at TMZ got ahold of the Lohan family Christmas card and despite LiLo's unnaturally blonde hair, everything looks pretty normal. Too normal, in fact. Where is the drama? The framed restraining orders? The sleeveless mesh shirt?
All The News You Missed While Your Family Was Driving You Crazy
• Someone had sex with Piers Morgan. 9 months ago...judging by the fact he has a baby now. • A LOT of college freshmen dumped their high school sweethearts. #notshocking • According to the Huffington Post, J.Lo celebrated Thanksgiving with Casper
It’s Time for Lilo To Pay Her Debt to Society
So our favorite drug-totin' galpal LiLo is taking a quick vacay from rehab tomorrow to chat with the judge about her jail time. Rumor has it that Lilo's team is going to argue that she needs to stay in rehab because she's making like so much progress. And here at CC headquarters, we're totally on Team: Rehab. The fact that she's related to Dina AND Michael Lohan is enough of a reason to put her in 24/7 therapy for the rest of her life. Let alone the whole lil drug issue.
Candy Dish: Perfect the One-Night Stand
• How to have sex without regrets • I can't find one boyfriend, but he marries his 4th wife • 7 easy ways to get healthier • College girls finally close the marriage gap • Justin Bieber's laser tag scandal • Looks that should be left behind in college • OMG. Michael Lohan. You're the worst!
Candy Dish: Snooki’s Early Days
• Snooki before she was...Snooki • The craziest manicures you've ever seen • Shut up Ashton • 10 super "sexy" Halloween costumes • Lilo's brother speaks out about his sister • Would you want an e-mentor?
Gossip Cheat Sheet: Get It Together, Tinseltown!
In Hollywood, there are many variations of crazy. We've got the Lindsay Lohans, the Mel Gibsons, the Heidi Montags. There's all sorts of lunatic species over there. But that's why we love it, no? Just when you think the celebs have learned their lessons (I feel like a mom) they get into trouble again!
Who Can Fill Lindsay Lohan’s Stilettos?
I used to think that "Get Out of Jail" free cards only existed in (drawn out) games of Monopoly, but apparently that's not the case. At least for Lindsay Lohan who, reports say, could be released early from her treatment facility. Originally, her sentence was 90 days (after 90 days in jail), and she has been getting treatment for 13
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WTF Friday: Michael Lohan’s Singin’ the Blues [VIDEO]
It's not the singing that's bad. Or the tune, even. I mean, as far as D-Listers-turned-song-writers go, this song blows both Kim Zolciak and The Countess right out of the water.
Candy Dish: Wait….Is That a Threat?
• Wait, is that a THREAT? • Want a sneak peek at Old Navy's (adorbs) fall collection? • 10 celebrities you should never, EVER date. • Fall beauty trends. Bring on the weird. • Wanna be happier? Move west. • Make your legs look a mile long.
Candy Dish: Are You Saving Money?
• Are any 20-somethings not saving money? • Wanna tone those arms? • J-Woww talks Jersey Shore strike and salaries. • Michael Lohan is a bigger jerk than we thought. • You CAN stay fabulous on a budget. • Do you think Taylor Momsen will regret this?
Forget Lindsay – Dina Lohan is Pure Evil
A long time ago, on an enchanted island known to outsiders by its distinctive accent and an overwhelming amount of extremely assertive residents with surgically enhanced noses, there lived an evil couple, Michael and Dina, hellbent on becoming famous despite having no talent. So one night they decided to forgo the sponge or the IUD or whatever birth control was hip in the '80s and gave birth to Princess Scram Bracelet.
Gossip Cheat Sheet: Lindsay’s Still Drinking. Who’s Surprised?
Poor Lindsay. With all the cheating scandals behind us, we celebrity-obsessed gossip hunters had nothing to do this week but focus our attention on Lilo's first week of "sobriety." Which, if you aren't living under a rock, we all know didn't go so well. But it did go better than Lady Gaga's trip to the Mets game. And life in general for those Real Housewives of New Jersey.
