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May 4, 2010

Candy Dish: Rachel Uchitel Got Around

• Who's another of her Hollywood d-bags? • Sandra Bullock is really, really happy. Really! • You waxing at home? A few tips from the pros.... • God sends Michael Lohan a message. He doesn't get it. • Could this be the answer to painful pumps? • The 7 most glaring inconsistencies in TV show history.

Apr 30, 2010

Gossip Cheat Sheet: Babies, Brains and Bieber

Finally, we've made it through a week without a cheating scandal! Hollywood's finest has managed to keep it in their pants for a whole seven days. Good job, celebutards!

Apr 28, 2010

Candy Dish: Sandra Bullock’s Got a Secret of Her Own

• Wait, Sandra Bullock has a baby?? • Michael Lohan is saying some ridiculous sh*t. Is it true? • WTF is going on here? • Another Bachelor relationship bites the dust. • Nine fashion icons everyone should know. • Chris Colfer talks Glee and....other things.

5 Celebs Who Should Quit The Twit

Rumor has it John Mayer has threatened to quit oversharing and saying really douchy things via Twitter. Much like the many times my friends promised to never drink again if God let them make it through the night alive, I don't buy it. But it would be nice. We know John has a few problems thinking before he speaks and his compulsive Tweeting has gotten him in trouble many a time.

Is She Really Going Out With Him?

In light of the recent engagement of mesh-shirt-wearing, Twitter-obsessed Michael Lohan and former Jon Gosselin flame Kate Majors (the chick who quit her job at Star Magazine because she had fallen in love with the deadbeat dad), we are forced to wonder: could Kate Major be in the Guinness Book for World Records for having the worst taste in men on this planet?

Apr 7, 2010

The Weekly Ten: John Mayer Isn’t The Worst Guy On Earth

As I'm sure anyone with an internet connection, mobile phone, or the ability to read knows: John Mayer is a tremendous douche bag. In a recent interview with Playboy, he reminds America (as if his Twitter feed wasn't proof enough) why he is the most irritating dbag on the planet.

Dec 25, 2009

Everything I Know I Learned in 2009

Is it just me, or does it seem like almost every celebrity out there had some giant scandal in 2009? I feel like I spent at least 3/4 of the year crouched in front of the TV or refreshing my news on the internet just to keep up. From Michael Jackson's shocking death, to cheating husbands, to a family sending a silver balloon in the air and forcing their family to lie just to get on TV, the scandals have gone from serious and sad to very WTF worthy.

Dec 18, 2009

The CC Weekly Weigh In: See Ya Never, 2009!

To say I live a blessed life is a gross understatement. I live a great effing life, and 2009 was no exception. I had a fantastic year full of old friends and new, family, road trips, good...bedmates, and some really exceptional sale purchases. Yeah, 2009 was one of my best years yet (well, out of college, so I'm not quite sure what that's worth) and I'm sorta sad to see it go.

Nov 13, 2009

Who Wants To See Levi Johnston Naked?

Levi might be conventionally attractive, but his status as Bristol Palin’s baby-daddy, Jon Gosselin’s new buddy, and an all-around jerk (in response to NY Magazine asking him how he was adjusting to life in the Big Apple, Levi said, “I run this city. It ain’t no thang.” UGH) means that we’re less than excited about the idea of having naked pictures of this asshat plastered all over the internet.

Nov 6, 2009

Who’s The Douchiest Dad of Them All?

We all agree that Lindsay Lohan is a train wreck. But can we really blame her for being so messed-up when she’s had to deal with parents like Michael and Dina Lohan?

Oct 21, 2009

It’s Time for Rehab, Lindsay Lohan

Dear Lindsay, Word on the street is that they're trying to make you go to rehab and you say no, no, no. While Amy Winehouse turned that jam into a monster hit, do you really want it to be the theme song to your E! True Hollywood Story?

May 22, 2009

Celebretard Showdown: Miley Cyrus vs. Lindsay Lohan

This week’s showdown is between two ladies who are tainting our youth, one racy photo at a time: Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus. Who is wreaking more havoc? Let’s break it down:

Feb 3, 2009

Candy Dish: ScarJo Ditches the Blonde

Scarlett Johansson has a new look. Looks like Michael Lohan might finally shut up. Perfume and Jewelry in one? I...