Mom

Mar 13, 2012

Tuffy Luv Sez: Good Girl

My mother is having a serious anxiety problem. I left for college in September and she's still not over it. She calls me every single day and wants to talk about every single thing. I can't take it. This is why I went away to school, so she couldn't bother me all the time. I love her and we get along but I think it's because she's really lonely.

Feb 9, 2012

One Million Moms, Get Over It: Ellen Degeneres For JCPenney [Video]

Proposition 8 was overturned, and now we have to see that lesbian comedienne Ellen Degeneres as the new face of JCPenney? Where on EARTH will I shop now? Ladies, we've got to do something about this. Let's protest that crazy talk show host so that her homosexuality doesn't taint all our kids' back-to-school clothes and our Christmas shopping.

Jul 26, 2011

Tuffy Luv Sez: Don't Boink Your Mom's Man

I don't know why I did it but I hooked up with her boyfriend two months ago after I had a fight with my mom. But we kept hooking up and now I think I'm falling in love with him. He always tells me he'd leave her for me. But I'm scared of hurting my mom.

May 10, 2011

Tuffy Luv: Life Lessons From Yo Mama

I know that seems odd. But, readerinos, Aunt Tuffy gets ever so many letters from all of y'all about things I KNOW your momma taught you. So, in one fell swoop, Tuffy gonna answer the basic kinds questions she gets week after week, just by telling you what your mother already knows.

Oct 10, 2010

10 Things You’re Never Too Old To Do

When you're little you always hear "Wait till your older" from piercing your ears to getting your first pair of heels to sending your very first sext. However, once you hit adolescence, it seems like you're constantly told to "act your age" or that you're "too old for" something. Just because you're in college doesn't mean you can't bask in things from the past ... Here are ten things you are definitely never too old for.

Sep 7, 2010

Tuffy Luv Deals With a Mean Mommy…Again

Dear Tuffy Luv,I'm quite upset that I have to write to you again, but you gave such great advice last time that I would love hear from you again. I'm the short-skirted floozy who wrote to you about a month ago, and unfortunately, the situation has NOT improved. I've been following your advice - I wear my conservative clothes to her house, and even wear bike shorts under my dresses and skirts.

May 10, 2010

The Weekly Ten: The Lies Mama Tells Us

We love our mommies. So very much. In fact, I spent all weekend baking, shopping, dancing and watching the Betty White SNL with my beautiful mom for the momentous Mother's Day. My mom is the coolest, most beautiful, intelligent, sincere woman in the entire universe. She gives great advice and shares clothes with me. Not like a regular mom, she's a cool. mom.