PPD is something that doesn't get talked about enough.
*sigh* Of course they are.
They match PERFECTLY.
"You’ll get through it."
This Sunday, treat mom to some time together that will mean way more than a Hallmark card and some flowers from ShopRite.
I don't know why I did it but I hooked up with her boyfriend two months ago after I had a fight with my mom. But we kept hooking up and now I think I'm falling in love with him. He always tells me he'd leave her for me. But I'm scared of hurting my mom.
I know that seems odd. But, readerinos, Aunt Tuffy gets ever so many letters from all of y'all about things I KNOW your momma taught you. So, in one fell swoop, Tuffy gonna answer the basic kinds questions she gets week after week, just by telling you what your mother already knows.
Dear Tuffy Luv,I'm quite upset that I have to write to you again, but you gave such great advice last time that I would love hear from you again. I'm the short-skirted floozy who wrote to you about a month ago, and unfortunately, the situation has NOT improved. I've been following your advice - I wear my conservative clothes to her house, and even wear bike shorts under my dresses and skirts.
Some women have been blessed with the cooking, cleaning, and child-rearing skills any '50s housewife would be jealous of. You know the type - they go to their friends' houses bearing baked goods, they know how to get that tricky stain out of delicate material, they're just all-around nurturers.
We love our mommies. So very much. In fact, I spent all weekend baking, shopping, dancing and watching the Betty White SNL with my beautiful mom for the momentous Mother's Day. My mom is the coolest, most beautiful, intelligent, sincere woman in the entire universe. She gives great advice and shares clothes with me. Not like a regular mom, she's a cool. mom.
So, only 2 days till Mother’s Day...“Whaaaaat???” Don’t worry — we have you covered. Here are a few gift ideas you can quickly whip together that your #1 Momma is bound to enjoy ( and 2/5 are FREE!).
Most of us don't appreciate our mothers as much as we should. In fact, I'm pretty sure Kanye West was the only person ever to truly idolize and appreciate everything his mother did for him. I mean, the guy wrote her a song! And what did you do? Buy the woman some almost-dead tulips?!
Beware, your mother is on now Facebook. You don't believe me? Well, CNN has the proof. They are reporting that women over 55 are the fastest growing group on Facebook. That's right, your mother is sending you a friend request at this very moment.