Nate Archibald

Nov 2, 2010

Gossip Girl: Dan’s Got a Special Birthday Gift for Ms. Blair

OK, let's get the best part of the show out of the way early, shall we? Blair pushed Rachel Zoe down, a fondue chocolate bowl fell on her head, and she said, "I die" in that deranged elf voice. And I trembled with glee. It was BANANAS. Not to mention, that was probably enough calories for Zoe for the week!

Oct 5, 2010

Gossip Girl: Chuck Tries to Reward Eva for Her Tricks

I was way excited to dig into this week's Gossip Girl. Did Juliet finally get Botox and a new wardrobe so she could at least appear five years younger? Is that french fairy, Eva, going to touch Chuck with her magic wand? Is Dan going to get the sensation of baby poop out of his nostrils?

Apr 27, 2010

Gossip Girl: The Doctor (van der Woodsen) Is In

Let's just reflect. Lily gets cancer, doesn't tell her husband, runs into the arms of her ex-husband and stays in a hotel with him "getting treatment" for months at a time, all the while lying to her waffle-making house-husband back home.

Breaking News: Ivy Boys are Weird

Yesterday, this post on Jezebel pointed me towards this utterly, utterly ridiculous Times of London article that claims college-bound British ladies are increasingly enrolling in American universities—primarily to meet “Ivy League educated males.”

Gossip Girl: Call Girls Are People Too

Just when you think everything is fine on the Upper East Side those Archibalds toss some dude in the water and really throw you for a loop. And, of course, Vanessa is there to capture the entire thing on tape. Scandalous!

Nov 3, 2009

Gossip Girl: It’s All Fun And Games Until Chuck Bass Gets Hurt

I think we can all agree that it's not nearly as fun watching Vanessa Abrams be a bitch as it is watching Blair Waldorf. Mostly because Blair doesn’t normally get bogged down by remorse…at least not right away.

Sep 15, 2009

OMFG – Gossip Girl Finally Returns

Serena Van der Woodsen is back in the tabloids, Blair and Chuck are still smooching, and Nate’s dating the family enemy? Sounds like we’re setting up for a season full of OMFG!

Apr 21, 2009

Gossip Girl: I Wish My Seder Was This Exciting

After a two-week hiatus (WTF, CW?) Gossip Girl returned last night. I don’t know if I can handle any more breaks, but OMG, was it worth the wait! As the weather changes outside, so are our friends from the Upper East Side.

Jan 20, 2009

Gossip Girl Recap: I’ll Be in Your Father’s Seats. And You’ll be…Somewhere Else.

Welcome freakin’ back, Gossip Girl! I officially screamed at my television last night. Bring on the juicy. Let me...

Jan 13, 2009

Gossip Girl Recap: At Least Romeo and Juliet Didn’t Share DNA

Well, technically, just because Dan and Serena share a sibling, it doesn’t mean that they share DNA. But the true...

Jan 6, 2009

Gossip Girl Recap: “You Idiot! You Don’t Surprise Someone Standing On the Edge of a Building!”

Last night’s long-anticipated return of Gossip Girl featured a new year, new relationships, new secrets, and an unusually large amount...

Dec 10, 2008

Candy Dish: Elizabeth Frisinger Is In Big Trouble!

Woops! Meant to send that text to a friend, did we? Looks like Mr. Jackson Jr. tried to buy his...

Dec 9, 2008

Gossip Girl Recap: I am me. And you are you.

Okay, every other time I’ve written about screaming at the TV during Gossip Girl is officially taken back. Because tonight...